Holly quotes from What I Like About You

Holly

So I was thinking that maybe I broke up with Vince too fast. So what if he doesn't believe Robyn is Satan? I mean, I can see how he might have thought I was being a little crazy and insecure.

Holly

I'm sorry for ruining your night, and your night last night, and for all the nights I will ruin in the future.

Holly

You know what I love, Tina? Everyone doing everything for me.

Holly

Nobody move! Everyone sit back down! This time there is going to be a wedding, I swear it. MUSIC! Oh, hi Daddy.

Holly

Listen, what if I go live with Nana?

Your grandmother? She's a terrible influence! I mean, c'mon, you know she doesn't use that stuff for glaucoma.

All right, I'll talk to Val.

Holly

No, let me do it. You're not that great a salesman.

Have you seen my plaque? (turns on a light above a plaque on the wall)

Holly

Yeah. And the picture of the plaque.

Gary

What are you doing?

Holly

Oh, I'm just playing a little game. It's called getting killed by the elevator while Gary does nothing! Help me.

Gary

Oh, sure. Anything for the cause. I mean, I don't want you moving to Japan. Have you seen their trees? They're like yea big!

Holly

I'm going to stay with Nana until Dad gets back.

Val

You don't have to stay with Nana.

Holly

No, Val, it's a good thing. I should spend time with her while I still can.

Val

What does that mean?

Jeff

Oh, no! Did Nana get busted?

Val

She uses it for glaucoma.

Jeff

Aww, you're so cute...

Holly

Look, Dad got another promotion at work. They're moving him. Us. To Japan.

Japan!?

Val

That sucks!

Holly

That's what I said. Well, in my head. I still have to pay Dad a dollar every time I say suck.

Val

This is unacceptable...

Jeff

Wait a minute - what about if you were to say "Hey, kid, don't suck your thumb?" Do you still got to pay him?

Jeff

Hey, what's that?

Holly

It's the "Good Roommate Chart." The GRC.

Jeff

Oh, yeah. She gave me the GBC - the "Good Boyfriend Chart." It was issued to me after a very unfortunate pull-my-finger incident.

Holly

... I heard.

Holly

(to Gary, on the phone) Don't worry! I'll just tell Jeff you missed the bus. (hangs up, to Jeff) Gary's running late. He's watching "SpongeBob SquarePants".

Jeff

What a loser! It's a repeat!

Holly

(to Gary) And then, on the way to school, she said damn. Twice.

Gary

VAL?

Holly

Uh-huh.

Gary

Man, my parents would never let me miss school. You know, for once I would love to NOT win the perfect attendance award.

Holly

(laughing) Gary, perfect attendance is something to be proud of.

Gary

That's what it said on the sash.

Gary

Time to take one for the scrapbook!

Holly

What scrapbook?

Gary

Time to start a scrapbook!

Holly

So, what'd you tell your brother you're using the car for?

Gary

To deliver food to old people.

Holly

Is that what you told your parents?

Gary

Oh, no no no, they'd never believe that. They think I'm at a jump-rope marathon for the Heart Association. They donated $30.

Gary

I can't believe it'd roll like that...

Holly

Kind of its job.

Gary

I'll get it. (goes and then turns around)

Holly

What?

Gary

I can't do it. I'm afraid.

Holly

Of what?

Gary

Hobos.

Holly

Hobos? Do they even exist?

Gary

Girl, yeah, they're making a big comeback!

Holly

Gary, why would a hobo do anything to you?

Gary

Because they have nothing to lose.

Holly

Fine, I'll go get it.

Gary

Don't be tempted by their free-spirited lifestyle!