Listen, what if I go live with Nana?
TMr. Tyler
Your grandmother? She's a terrible influence! I mean, c'mon, you know she doesn't use that stuff for glaucoma.
TMr. Tyler
All right, I'll talk to Val.
No, let me do it. You're not that great a salesman.
TMr. Tyler
Have you seen my plaque? (turns on a light above a plaque on the wall)
Yeah. And the picture of the plaque.
[About a fashion designer] Man, if I could snag a client like her my career would take off like a rocket, bang!
I think you want whoosh. When you're talking rockets, bang is bad.
Are we dead?
If we are, do I still have to watch "Riding in Cars with Boys"?
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm just playing a little game. It's called getting killed by the elevator while Gary does nothing! Help me.
Oh, sure. Anything for the cause. I mean, I don't want you moving to Japan. Have you seen their trees? They're like yea big!
Your life is fascinating . Its fascinating. You're fascinating!
I have a situation.
What kind of situation?
This mattress is kicking my butt situation!
I'm going to stay with Nana until Dad gets back.
You don't have to stay with Nana.
No, Val, it's a good thing. I should spend time with her while I still can.
What does that mean?
Oh, no! Did Nana get busted?
She uses it for glaucoma.
Aww, you're so cute...
Look, Dad got another promotion at work. They're moving him. Us. To Japan.
VJVal and Jeff
Japan!?
That sucks!
That's what I said. Well, in my head. I still have to pay Dad a dollar every time I say suck.
This is unacceptable...
Wait a minute - what about if you were to say "Hey, kid, don't suck your thumb?" Do you still got to pay him?
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