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She's not supposed to be laughing on the bunny!
Well, what do you want me to do?!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
GET THE DANG DOOR!
He's helping me take risks.
(sarcastically) OH!
I am a risk taker!
Don't tell me, tell the gorilla!
WHY DON'T YOU TELL MY BUTT?!
(offscreen) THAT'S MY THING!
(Tori manages to win the Gorilla challenge)
TORI VEGA BEAT THE BIG BAD..... (suddenly, the gorilla attacks Tori)
You did it!
Shoosh yeah, I did!
WHO'S A ROCKSTAR?!?!
MEEEEEEEEE!
Whoo! (they hi-five) You are definitely a real risk taker!
I know! And to prove it even more you know what I'm gonna do RIGHT NOW?!
WHAT?
I'm gonna use the bathroom HERE! (jumps)
...Sitting?
(in a menacing voice) Sitting.
Ooooh! What if we act out the final scene from Titanic? When the boat sinks? ...Oh my God, I just gave away the ending. Spoiler alert. (laughs)
You know, whenever she starts talking, I think to myself "Maybe this time it'll make sense." I'm always wrong.
Hey, if we're gonna keep talking about Tori's phone, could someone please take me to a car door so I can slam my face in it?
(smiling) I have a car. (turns to Jade)
(in a slow, offended tone) Oh.
(after the Northridge girls help her plug her phone in) Yay. My phone came on.
TRTalking Reggie
Yay. My phone came on.
Aw, man.
TRTalking Reggie
Aw, man.
You got the Talking Reggie app?
TRTalking Reggie
You got the Talking Reggie app?
Yes... (she tries to shut it off)
TRTalking Reggie
Yes...
Turn it off.
Shut...up. (presses more buttons)
TRTalking Reggie
Shut...up. (Tori sighs)
Dolphins creep me out, so I will not go in the ocean.
Just say A, B or C.
B!
Maybe it was A!
I DON'T CARE!
I'M NOT HAPPY WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP!!! (pause)
...We'll be right back with more of Queries for Couples.
(walks up next to him) Starring Trina.
STOP IT!
What up, girlfriend?
Stop pretending we're a couple! The game show is over. [squeezes Robbie's mouth]
Amhh, I don't think you should be getting snippy with your pretend boyfriend who fixed your PearPhone.
You fixed it?
Yep, your mobile phone is once again mobile.
What... what... what is this?
Car batteries, from a Volvo.
So I'm supposed to walk around with these giant car batteries to power my phone?
Or you can just buy a new GX and replace that one.
No, if I buy another GX I guarantee you the new XT will come out like the next day and then I'll be the pre-turd with the stupid GX while everybody else has the cool new XT.
(touches her shoulder) Take it easy, baby.
(sternly) Robbie...
(while begging Tori and her friends to be the contestants for his game show) Don't blow this for me, Tori!!!!!!!!
(Beck is holding Jade while walking in the hallway)
I'm done talking about it!
No! We're not!
He's KIDNAPPING me! (shouting) You wanna see a kidnapper?! KIDNAPPER! Let go! (Beck brings Jade inside the janitor's closet) KIDNAPPER!
This is not funny.
Right! What's funny is you freaking out over a dumb game show!
We were voted worst couple. And the other two couples weren't even real couples! And one had Robbie in it!
Why do you care if we were voted worst couple?
It's a matter of- (Cat walks in with three spoons)
Is this a closet party? Look, I have spoons!
Cat, come here. We need your opinion on something.
On global warming?
No.
'Cause I don't think that's really happening.
Cat...
Seriously. I went to the movies the other night, and it was so cold...
CAT!
Hi. (waves her arms)
We need your opinion on us.
Why not just ask a monkey?!
I saw a movie about a monkey! He wore glasses and carried a gun.
Don't you think Jade and I fight a lot?
Sure.
Yeah, but all boyfriends and girlfriends fight a lot, don't they?
Well sometimes, we-
Yes or no?! (Cat yelps)
LET HER TALK!
You never listen to me talk!
Can I go now?
No! (grabs Cat by the backpack) What is your point here, anyway?!
I would like to have a girlfriend I can talk to without it turning into a screaming match!
Yeah, well I'd like a boyfriend who other girls don't stare at all the time!
I thought this was a closet party.
How is it my fault girls stare at me?!
Oh, you could look worse if you wanted to.
(panicked) I'm under my bed, I'm under my bed, I'm under my bed... (puts her hands on her ears while gasping)
I can't believe how jealous you get.
Oh! Oh, so you think I'm ugly.
What?! (to Cat) Who sai-did I say she was ugly?!
Cat thinks we're a perfect couple!
Cat, are Jade I are a perfect couple?
DON'T ANSWER THAT!
Answer it!
SAY NOTHING!
Come on!
YOU COME ON!!!!
(Cat faints and drops her spoons)
We made Cat faint.
I'm late for class. (Jade leaves)
We're gonna have to finish this sooner or later!
Later!
(leaves the closet and walks past the janitor named Luther) Hi.
(Luther enters the closet. Cat is still lying on the ground. Luther, who did not notice Cat, gets a sledgehammer and a bundle of rope. Suddenly, Lane walks in.)
Hey, Luth. Somebody spilled a soda on the floor in the gym and it--- (both Lane and Luther see Cat lying on the ground unconscious)
(in a disapproving tone) Oh, Luther. Why?
(Tori, Cat, André, Robbie, Trina and Rex are playing poker and discussing Tori's phone)
Just buy yourself another Pearphone GX.
No, if I buy another GX, they're (everyone joins Tori) gonna announce the XT the next day, and then everyone will have a new XT and I'll be stuck with the stupid GX.
RRex
I'm so sick of hearing that.
Well, there's no need for you guys to mock me simultaneously.
Oh! Great, it's-it's you guys!
See? They're all here. I told you, they'd all be here.
Listen, I am sorry that we didn't invite you guys to play, but, uh-
Tell her why you didn't invite us to play.
Well...cause...we were...planning your surprise party...?
What?!
Alright! We didn't invite you guys to play because you two are always screaming at each other, and it makes everybody feel awkward, it makes Cat faint, and sometimes it makes Robbie cry!
One time! I cried one time!
RRex
Six.
Six times!
See?! We fight so much, even our friends don't want us around!
Tori's not my friend, I only tolerate Robbie, no one likes Trina, and Cat's basically a pet.
Arf!
Are you guys gonna let her say that nobody likes me?! (Beck and Jade both turn to Tori then back)
So...why don't you guys play cards with us. (touches Jade's arm then walks to the table)
Look, I-I don't want to be your boyfriend if we're just gonna fight all the time.
So you wanna break up?
No, I-I didn't say that. I'm just saying...
You guys might break up? Because I'm not dating anyone, and I always thought Beck and I would make the perfect- (Jade throws a pillow at her, and she stands shocked)
Next time it's a hammer! C'mon, Beck, take me to get some food.
I'm tired of fighting.
Ok. I'm gonna walk out that door, and I'm gonna count to ten.
Don't forget three. (everyone looks at her) Some people forget it.
If I get to 10 and you're not out there, I'm going home… and we're over. [Jade goes outside] 1!
(while touching Beck seductively) I would never fight with you.
2… 3… [Cat claps] 4… [Beck heads to the door] 5… [Trina follows Beck to stop him] 6… [Trina jumps on Beck and pins him down]
TRINA! [Tori, André, Robbie and Cat go to Trina]
Just give me a chance!
Stop!
Just give me a chance!
Get OFF! NO!(André and Robbie pull Trina off of Beck)
I'm a really fun girl... (Robbie pins Trina)
(to Trina) No! You're not!
(while holding Beck's leg) ...And so good looking!
Stop! What are you doing?! Stop! (Beck stands up and goes to the door)
7… (Beck holds the doorknob and stops) 8… (Beck looks at Trina, who is pointing at herself and winking) 9… (André, Cat and Tori glare at one another) 10! (Jade stops while Beck is still inside, holding the doorknob. Jade goes to the door, but steps back and leaves. Inside, Beck lets go of the doorknob while he hears Jade's car leaving)
Let's play some cards.
(sadly) Yeah, let's play… (everybody goes to the table to play cards)
I'll pick up the cards.
Make sure you get all 52.
KK. 1, 2, (forgets three) 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11... (Trina sits beside Beck and lies her head on his shoulder)
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