(Tori has bought a new Pearphone GX. Suddenly, Trina walks in)
Hey. Look what I got, everyone. (shows her new Pearphone XT)
Yep. (Tori, surprised, looks at the phone)
What? No, no, no, no, no..
Uh huh. They just hit the Pear Store this morning.
(also holding a Pearphone XT) I got one too.
B1Boy #1
(also holding Pearphone XT) Same here.
LLuther
(holding also a Pearphone XT and a sledgehammer) I got a blue one...... with unlimited texting.
(furiously) DOG JAM IT! (goes to the trash can) Buh-bye! (drops the phone in the trash can)
TRTalking Reggie
Buh-bye! :Tori: Ugh! (kicks the trash can and leaves) :Talking Reggie: EEEEEEERRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
(Cat puts a dollar in the soda machine, picks a drink, takes it and immediately throws it in the trash. The bell rings)
Cat? Why'd you just throw your drink in the trash?
But...but you bought the-ah, forget it.
(upon hearing Andre knock frantically) Who is it? Are you a criminal?!
It's open! (Andre comes in)
(takes off his jacket) Hey.
Aren't you supposed to be at Hope's party?
Yes. Yes, I am. I'm supposed to be at her birthday party, I'm supposed to perform a song, and I'm supposed to like her. But I don't! I don't like that girl at all! (takes a pillow from the couch) Not even a little bit! And I don't know WHAT TO DO! (slams the pillow on the couch)
Want some mashed potatoes?
No! I don't want any...(beat) Gimme the bowl. (takes the bowl out of Tori's hands)
(Jade attempts to put duct tape around the broken guitar. After doing so, Jade holds the guitar but it snaps again.)
Do you think my mom's boss will notice?
Yeah, so he can help us put up the guitar and fix the window.
Robbie can barely work his zipper on his own pants! (Cat giggles)
(entering the room holding a bucket of materials) What's up, little pigeons? (Suddenly, Beck enters, also holding some materials, which leaves Jade surprised)
(to Cat) Why did you invite Beck?!
(to Robbie) You didn't tell me Jade was gonna be here?
(to Jade) I thought you had a date tonight.
It said so on your Slap page.
Why you stalking my Slap page?
Why is Robbie's zipper down? (Robbie notices and pulls it up)
Look, let's just get this stupid guitar fixed and hung back up there before Cat's mom's boss gets back.
We have to fix the window, too.
Oooh! I'll find a window repair company using the new feature on my PearPhone. (his PearPhone dings) I need a window repair company in Beverly Hills.
PPearPhone
(ding) Checking for...adult diapers. (Cat, Jade and the puppy all look questioned)
N-n-n-n-n-no, that was my last search.
(back at the mansion, Robbie and Jade fix the guitar while Beck and Cat talk to the window repair company worker)
Thanks for fixing the window.
Yeah. And we didn't even notice your lack of hair. (the worker leaves as Cat waves)
Guitar all good up there?
Yeah! And look. You can't even see where it broke.
Yay! My mom's boss will never know anything bad happen!
(picks up the skull) Whoa! Is this a real human skull?
Yeah. Give it, so I can put it back.
(gets the skull) Robbie, give it to me. (Jade and Robbie start to fight about the skull)
Robbie! We don't have time!
Fine! (Jade drops the skull)
(the skull falls on the glass table, breaking it. Cat gasps. At the same time, the guitar swings and destroys a lamp. Cat yelps and starts to cry)
Zip up your pants! (Robbie does so)
(clicks the buzzer) Hello?
GMr. Gibbons
Cat. It's Carl Gibbons. I forgot my key, would you buzz me in?
GMr. Gibbons
Could you buzz me in?
Um. Sure I could. Or maybe you could go to Europe for two weeks.
GMr. Gibbons
Cat, buzz me in.
(Cat does so) Kay-kay. (Cat sobs)
When he gets up here, we'll just explain that–
(an earthquake hits the mansion)
[grabs Cat] OKAY, EVERYBODY DOWN!!! COVER YOUR HEADS!!!
(Beck covers Cat and himself, Robbie hides under a small table and Jade protects herself with a pillow while the dog barks loudly. The earthquake partially destroys the mansion. The scene cuts to Nozu where the earthquake also hits. Tori hides under the round table along with the other guests.)
Everybody get down! I don't have insurance!
HHope
Protect my birthday presents! Somebody protect my– (a giant sign falls on her head, knocking her out. The earthquake stops and everybody stares at a moaning Hope. Andre then smiles.)
(to Mr. Gibbons) I'm so sorry about your guitar, and your lamp, and your table...
GMr. Gibbons
(not even a tad bit angry) That's alright. It's not your fault.
(puts her hands on Cat's shoulders, looking at her in the eye) Cat, Mr. Gibbons isn't mad at us, because he knows the EARTHQUAKE caused this damage.
Yeah. We can only blame the earth.
I put this stupid chicken in the oven three hours ago, and it's still not cooked!
Ok, um...couple of things. You didn't turn the oven on. This is a turkey. And, um, yeah, it's still frozen.
Well, what am I supposed to feed Beck?
Does he like turkeycicles?
[in the car]
[driving] So, Cat, is there some reason your brother replaced his seat belt with a rope?
[looks at Tori and Cat's science project] What is that thing anyway?
Oh, this is Cat's and my science project.
It's a robot with hamster power.
See, Mr. Hamster runs on this wheel and that creates electromagnetic electricity which flows through this transformer and powers... [in a robot voice] ...The robot.
I don't know. All I heard was "hamster, hamster, science, science, Tori's boring, kill me".
(holding a muffin) You want a muffin?
Sure. (takes the muffin and eats it)
Oh, no. I found it under the seat. [in response, Jade spits out the muffin and throws it in the road] Not so boring now, am I?
All right, Vega! I'm gonna pull over–
Be quiet! I'm not gonna sit here and listen to the two of you fight for the next 2 hours!
She's the one… FOR 2 HOURS!?!
I thought we were just driving some dead actress' house and lighting a candle.
We are! Her house is in San Diego!
[suddenly stops the car with a screeching sound] SAN DIEGO?
Cat, we gotta finish our science project before morning!
No! I'm not driving this rolling chiz block to San Diego and back!
[Cat starts to cry]
JUST DRIVE THE CHILD TO SAN DIEGO!!!
All right! [drives and Cat stops crying]
