(to Tori) Sorry. Just trying to kill that fly.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Are we gonna be just like our parents?
When you get old, your butt sags.
And you can't find your pants.
Sometimes, I feel so much pressure, y'know, with my music. My cousin J.J., he's always telling me, "You know, you gotta be the best. You gotta be number one! Number one!!!" And I wanna tell him "Hey, man, get off my chizz!" But he drives me to school, and I don't wanna blow my ride.
(raises hand) I have a weird talent.
(crying) You're so conceited, Tori! You're so conceited!
What's your talent?
Yeah, let's see it. (everybody joins in)
Okay. Okay. I'll show you. (Tori starts pulling out her socks ) Can't believe I'm doing this.
(Tori gets a bow and arrow and uses it with her own feet and the arrow hits a poster. All of them start talking in amazement)
(sarcastically) That was amazing! You learn that from your daddy? Your daddy know how to shoot a bow and arrow with his foot?
(after a pause) I'm sorry, did I miss something?
Go on. Shoot another arrow.
Shut. Up.
Oh, c'mon, show us what your daddy taught you about foot archery.
SHUT UP!
BECAUSE MY DAD CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH HIS FEET!
That is not my fault!
STOP IT!!! As teenagers, we are all under too much pressure!!!
(after a brief pause, everybody starts laughing)
(as Robbie starts to tackle Tori) Robbie!
(while everybody is laughing, Robbie blows raspberries on Tori's stomach)
(Tori and the gang are leaving when they walk past a man in a panda suit holding a balloon)
See you next Saturday.
(Beck salutes the panda. Tori waves at the panda, who gave Tori the balloon as they leave. The panda waves back.)
(after Mr. Dickers has caught Tori and pulled her into the janitor's closet)
That's the last time, Vega. That's the last time you run around these halls singing about making things shine!
What are you guys talking about?
Nothing, nothing!
Robbie's trying to tell me that sometimes you both crunch the corn shell together.
(closing letter)
RRex
Dear Mr. Dickers. Goodbye from all of us. A puppet...
A future popstar.
A musician.
An actor.
A nerd with temporarily straight hair.
A girl who likes scissors...
And me!!!!
RRex
Cat, they can't see you, baby.
Oh... it's Cat, bye!
RRex
Sincerely, The Breakfast Bunch. Even though we never had breakfast as a bunch.
(Beck and Andre are straightening Robbie's hair)
You look a lot better without those black curls in your hair.
Hey! I like black curls. (pause) So why are you guys being so nice to me?
Because you're letting us. (Andre, Beck and Robbie laugh. Robbie attempts to hug Beck backwards)
(Tori shows everyone the tacos she got in her locker)
Tacos. The girl has tacos. (Tori leaves, followed by Andre, Beck and Jade) They're tacos. (Beck pats Robbie) (to Cat) Do you approve of this? (Cat doesn't speak)
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MAKES ME SICK?!
Is it eating tuna fish on a Ferris wheel? ...Cause I did that once, and I threw up on a bird.
(reading the tracking number) Here it is, tracking number. A, K, 4, 5, 5, H, J, 1, 4, 7, 7, H, Y, 7, F, L, 4... (later) 6, Q, L, 4, K, 3, 2, A, M, T, Y... (later) K, L, 5, 4, 9, B, D, 6.
Will you stop that?!
Shush, they're about to tell me where my package is!
RReceptionist
Your package was delivered at...8:21 PM.
8:21?
It's 8:21 right now.
Oh. (runs to the door) I don't see the-(gets hit by the package and falls to the floor)
Your package is here!
Uh, Elise! Hey, Elise!
EElise
Um... Andre? Right?
Andre. Yeah. So, uh, here's what's up. Some friends of mine might be going to the Gorilla Club tonight. And if you don't have any plans, I was thinking maybe me and you--- (Jades sneaks behind him)
HAMMER TIME.
Not now. All right. I'm trying to talk to----
STOP! HAMMER TIME. (Jade plays a MC Hammer-like song on her PearPad. Then, Andre starts to dance like MC Hammer. Elise then leaves.)
(following Elise while still dancing) Wait! Wait, Elise! Don't walk away from a man when he's Hammer dancing!
It's for a role in a movie, about a teenager whose parents send her to a home for troubled girls.
Oh. One time my brother went to a home for troubled girls.
Why?
To meet troubled girls.
(When Tori is practicing her audition as Sikowitz, Andre and Robbie watch her, Jade suddenly enters with a big boombox.)
HAMMER TIME.
Ugh!
Darn it, oh! (Robbie and Andre stand up as Jade plays the boombox. A song similar to MC Hammer's starts to play and both Robbie and Andre start dancing like MC Hammer.)
Oh my God!
His tush is lopsided!
DON'T LOOK AT IT! (Robbie and Andre continue dancing)
(to the Gorilla) HAMMER TIME!!!!! (starts dancing like MC Hammer as the music plays)
People leave here alive, right?
Sometimes.
I think I just stepped in some blood. (a manager comes up to them)
MManager
(hands Tori, Andre, Cat, and Beck clipboards) Here. Sign 'em!
Why do we have to sign these?
It just says that if you try any of the challenges here, you won't sue the place if you get...dead.
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