A character in Victorious
Played by Leon Thomas III
Victorious · 532 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Victorious: in 105 of its 532 quotes
Most scenes with: Tori (68), Jade (53), Beck (47)
(Jade, Beck, Tori and Andre have just finished watching Robberazzi)
He's a dead man!
Beck and I aren't splitting up!
Well...
Dude!
Kidding!
AndreI use an appropriate amount of ketchup!
Let's go face this right now! (they all walk out, leaving Cat with her catalog) Cat, are you coming?
Oh, my god! Underwear that floats!
[feels Jade’s arm] You're not sweaty?
Sweating is gross, so I don't do it.
Everyone sweats.
Not Jade.
Jade never sweats.
So what are you? Like, cold blooded?
Jade? Cold blooded? What a surprise.
[laugh]
[grabs a tube of sunscreen and squirts Rex in the face]
Ah! That witch got sunscreen in my eyes. Help me Rob.
(Tori and the gang are preparing their beach stuff)
AndreAlright. It's starting to get hot in here.
Yeah. Let's go.
Let's hit that beach!
This way, people. (Beck pushes the door, but it won't open)
What's wrong?
I don't know. The door won't open. (Beck pushes the door again, but it won't open. The scene cuts outside. It turns out that another giant RV is parked right next to theirs.)
(while trapped) Where is Cat?
She's been gone for over 20 minutes.
AndreThe girl only weighs 90 pounds. How much pee can she hold?
That's it, I'm calling her. What's Cat's number?
I already tried.
No signal.
AndreOh man, I told y'all not to get F-Mobile.
Well, where's your phone?
AndreI left it in my pants, and my grandma washed it. All my contacts, gone.
(Beck is still trying to push the door)
Just open it!
Something's blocking the door. (Tori looks through the window)
Oh, man. Some idiot parked a huge RV right next to us.
Whatever. Let's just go out the back door.
There is no back door.
Well, that's stupid.
AndreI'm getting very hot now.
Would somebody open the window?
The windows are bulletproof. They don't open.
Oh, thanks a lot, Fat Biscuit.
What?
I meant the rapper from whom Beck's daddy purchased this vehicle.
AndreI'm getting hotter.
Just push on the door.
I can't push a 7000-pound RV out of the way.
Then push harder! (they start to argue)
AndreAll right! Let's not bug out. (the argument stops)
Dude, no one knows we're trapped in this toaster oven.
AndreCat just went to the bathroom. She's gonna be back in a few minutes, then she can start becks truck and then pull us forward so we can get out.
Good point.
Okay. (they sit on the sofa to wait for Cat)
(the gang start to use Tori's very small fan)
At least it oscillates.
AndreUm. I'm still not happy.
I'm so hot.
Where could Cat be?
I hope she's okay.
(the gang are still using Tori's little fan)
Andre(the fan starts to slow down) Uh oh. Uh oh.
It's slowing down. (the fan stops and everyone groans)
NOOOO!!!!!! (Robbie grabs the fan) Come on, fan. Work.
Robbie.
Work!
Robbie.
Spin!
Stop.
No, we gotta make it work.
Robbie. Robbie. Stop it.
No, I need it! I need it!
The batteries are dead. Robbie, stop.
Oscillate! Spin!
(shakes Robbie) IT'S OVER! (Robbie gets up, yelling indistinctly and then buries his head in the pillow while screaming)
AndreI'm feeling extremely hot now.
We got to get out of this stupid RV. (Beck looks at her) Yeah, offense.
We, at least, have to find something to drink.
(sweating) Okay. Okay. Something's dripping on me. Something's dripping on me.
(goes to Jade) Not-not-nothing's dripping.
Yes. Look on my arm. See? (holds her forehead) And on my forehead. What's going on? What's happening?!
You're sweating.
No! No, I'm not. I don't sweat. I'm not sweating.
Okay.
No! (Beck holds her arms)
Look at me!
No!
Look at me!
WHAT?
You're sweating. (Jade squeals and falls on the floor)
We've gotta get outta here.
Yeah. Thank you, Catherine Obvious.
What?
I said thank you, Catherine Obvious.
(still crying) Did she say "Catherine" Obvious?
AndreIt's Captain Obvious.
What?
The expression is "Thank You, Captain Obvious".
It's not Catherine?
No.
Who would Catherine be?
Catherine could be a captain.
[annoyed] These fish mock me.
How dare they swim around, enjoying that filthy water.
I'm gonna drink that filthy water. [the others try to talk him out of it] What choice do I have?!
It's his call.
[Robbie dips his head into the fish tank and gulps some water. After a few seconds, he takes his glasses out of the fish tank.]
AndreWell?
[Robbie grabs Trina's bag and vomits in it, as she pokes at him.]
That's my bag.
[after he is done vomiting] ...Don't drink the fish water. [throws bag at Trina]
Well, can we at least turn on the air conditioning?
The AC doesn't work unless the truck is running.
Then go start the truck.
I can't get out.
Ohhhhh, why did you invite me here?
We didn't.
You invited yourself.
No one likes you!
AndreI'm feeling very hot now.
(looks at the thermometer) Guys, It's 102° in here. (everyone groans)
I need a cold drink.
(stands up) Me too.
Where are they?
In the truck.
What are we gonna do?
CCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! [everybody joins Tori] CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT!
AndreTori Vega, what's up?
Hey, I'm on the plane.
AndreYou're on the plane? Well if I were you I'd get in the plane (laughs as Tori looks confused)
Andre(serious) So you're on the plane?
It doesn’t land until after 11.
AndreBut we have to write the script for class.
I know. Wanna do it over video chat?
AndreSure. I'll text Cat and Beck and tell them to get online.
Hi.
You requested my face?
Who’s dog is that?
Is it yours?
No I'm watching him for my neighbor while she's at her cheerleading practice.
AndreMy neighbor is a 1 legged man who throws lemons at me.
Will you pop this for me?
No.
I let you borrow my green sweater last week.
And that means I should pop your pit pimple?
Yes, we're sisters, if you had a pit pimple, I'd-(little boy kicks Trina's seat again)
Quit kicking my seat!
(mocking) Quit kicking my seat!
Hey, hey. Look what I got.
AndreA piccolo?
It's my new instrument.
I thought you were learning to play the fr-
It didn't work out.
ToriVictoria Justice · 303 quotes
JadeElizabeth Gillies · 214 quotes
CatAriana Grande · 192 quotes
BeckAvan Jogia · 116 quotes
RobbieMatt Bennett · 112 quotes
TrinaDaniella Monet · 72 quotes
SikowitzSandra Lee Gimpel · 50 quotes
RRexJake Farrow · 44 quotes
AndréMarilyn Harris Smith · 43 quotes
SinjinMichael Eric Reid · 27 quotes
LaneLane Napper · 11 quotes
DavidJim Pirri · 10 quotes
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Victorious pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.