Tori quotes from Victorious

Andre

Tori Vega, what's up?

Tori

Hey, I'm on the plane.

Andre

You're on the plane? Well if I were you I'd get in the plane (laughs as Tori looks confused)

Andre

(serious) So you're on the plane?

Tori

It doesn’t land until after 11.

Andre

But we have to write the script for class.

Tori

I know. Wanna do it over video chat?

Andre

Sure. I'll text Cat and Beck and tell them to get online.

Cat

Hi.

Beck

You requested my face?

Who’s dog is that?

Tori

Is it yours?

Beck

No I'm watching him for my neighbor while she's at her cheerleading practice.

Andre

My neighbor is a 1 legged man who throws lemons at me.

Trina

Will you pop this for me?

Tori

No.

Trina

I let you borrow my green sweater last week.

Tori

And that means I should pop your pit pimple?

Trina

Yes, we're sisters, if you had a pit pimple, I'd-(little boy kicks Trina's seat again)

Trina

Quit kicking my seat!

(mocking) Quit kicking my seat!

Your desserts. (hands Tori and Trina an odd-looking dessert)

Trina

What is this?

I dunno pudding.

Trina

Aww, it's got fur on it.

Tori

(giggles) Just like your pimple (Trina look offended while Andre is grossed out)

Trina

Hey, are you gonna eat your pudding?

Tori

You ate yours?

Trina

Yeah, I just scraped the fur right off the top, it wasn't bad.

Tori

(disgusted but hands Trina her pudding) Go nuts. (Trina takes the pudding)

Tori

Hey, hey. Look what I got.

Andre

A piccolo?

Tori

It's my new instrument.

Cat

I thought you were learning to play the fr-

Tori

It didn't work out.

Tori

I thought you said you only had burritos?

What are you, a lawyer?

André

What's shakin', bacon?

Tori

Oh, they don't have bacon.

Just burritos.

Tori

...Was my piccolo playing that bad?

Cat

Yeah... (she rubs Tori's hair)

Tori

I say we celebrate...piccolo style. (starts to play, but Beck silences her)

Beck

No, no... (takes the piccolo from Tori's hand)

Tori

What did you do to my pants?

Sikowitz

Good. Now, terrified.

Tori

What did you do to my pants?

Sikowitz

Falling off a cliff.

Tori

What did you do to my PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS?!

Sikowitz

Excellent. Now, as you can see, the same dialogue can evoke an infinite number of emotions, depending upon how the actor chooses to play it. Like a robot.

Tori

(imitating a robot) What... did you do... to my pants...?

Sikowitz

Wrong! Robots don't wear pants... it was a trick.

What's your name?

Tori

Oh, I'm...uh...I'm... (sees a water jug that reads "Crystal Waters") Crystal Waters. It's okay, I'm on the movie.

Crystal Waters? I don't remember seeing the name Crystal Waters-

Cat

(runs out from the back; panicking) I can't find my mother. (grabs the officer by the shirt) Help me find my mother, please! MOMMMMMMMM! MOMMMMMMMMMMMM-

Shut up we'll find your mama. (he and Cat walk off. Cat winks to Tori)

Cat

Oh, you have Mexican flavored gum?

Tori

Mexican's not a flavor.

Sinjin

Thank you.

Sinjin

Here comes that feeling.

Tori

(pokes her head back in) I heard that.

Jade

Read the phone, Tori. Read the phone.

Tori

Don't you steal my phone in face bit.