Hmmm, a Tart from a tart.
Ye of the sickle wit. Can I ask you something?
Hmm, would you look at that? [mimics pulling something from his mouth] There was a string attached to my Pop Tart. [tosses away imaginary string]
Yeah. Well, I'm in a little bit of a jam, and I could use a loan.
[stops his stopwatch] Twelve hours to hit me up for my dead mother's money. Hmmm, I wonder who had that in the pool.
You know I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important.
Could I just borrow ten grand? Just for a little while.
Will you just hear me out, please? My boyfriend Dylan spotted me some cash a few months ago, and now he's bugging me about it. I -- I can't get him off my back.
Do you think Lilly loved Weevil?
I don't know. Um, Lilly never mentioned anything to me about Weevil. I was wondering when you were going to ask me about that.
Yeah, well... I don't know. When he's caught in her bedroom, you know, I guess you gotta think.
You're handling it a lot better than I thought you would.
I loved Lilly. And Lilly loved guys.
You know, she used to say that her... her parents worshiped Duncan and tolerated her. And if she couldn't please 'em, she was going to go out of her way to piss 'em off. Weevil must have been perfect for that.
Just not like I loved her. [pauses] It's okay. No, you know, it kinda lets me off the hook. You know, I... You know, I don't have to feel guilty anymore.
Movin' on. [he kisses her]
What are we doing? [they giggle]
No idea. [resume kissing]
We need to talk about this.
Maybe we should just keep it to ourselves for awhile and see what happens.
Meet in mop closets? Pass each other secret notes in the hallway? [pauses] Come on, I'll drive you home on the back streets.
[Mandy just got prank called and they see the group of boys laughing about the prank call they just made.]
MMandy
Don't do it Veronica, it's not worth it!
LSLenny Sopher
So what if I did
I just wanna congratulate you, shake your hand. Congratulations, you've been named World's Biggest Cockroach! This award is given in recognition of you unparalleled lack of humanity. Bravo. You're going to die friendless and alone
LSLenny Sopher
Everyone knows you're.....
Shut up! If I want you to speak, I'll wave a snausage over your nose.If you ever use Mandy again to try to convince yourself you're not a loser, I will ruin your life! Got it? You got it?
LSLenny Sopher
Okay, jeez.
MMandy
I can't believe you did that.
I can't believe you didn't.
No offense, but you look... odd.
I just watched our parents cuddle on the couch last night. My eyes - they burn.
Any idea what our parents do Mondays and Wednesdays from 6:00 to 10:00 that requires an overnight bag?
As far as I'm concerned, they play bingo at the V.F.W. That's my story. I'm sticking with it.
SSeth
"Get Marooned." Great. Another island-centric prom theme. Another year of double-digit IQ jocks laughing at their own jokes about getting "lei'd" as freshman hula girls put flowers around their necks.
TTad
I don't see anybody forcing you to buy tickets, queer bait.
SSeth
I'm sorry. Am I giving away your best material?
TSTad's Lackey
Isn't the gay prom next Friday in the Dog Beach men's room?
SSeth
So I guess I'll see you there, sailor. [flicks Tad's collar]
TTad
Yo, what did you just say to me, Boy George?
SSeth
Come on. The Navy? Cover my back, wingman. The rear admiral wants us to pound away with the 10-inch gun. I mean, isn't just joining the Navy alone gay enough to get you thrown out of the Navy?
So, the place is ours. Dad's at class. Trina's at an extremely important purse-store opening in Beverly Hills.
Your Dad is taking classes?
Exploring the world outside himself. All part of the new Aaron Echolls. Spanish, ceramics, tae kwon do and today, glassblowing with Silvio Pirelli, master of Old World crystal. [points to glass piece] Nice, huh? Just two lessons.
An urn for my mom. You know, since there was no body and thus no ashes, he filled it with seawater. Because she jumped into the ocean. Get it? At least it gets him out of the house. [they kiss]
Hey. Do you think this thing... will ever get more normal?
What, like, will we ever hang at the mall and hold hands and buy each other teddy bears with hearts that say "I wuv you beary much?"
Yes. Exactly that. Except I want my bear won through some sort of demonstration of ring-tossing ability.
Secrets are kinda hot, too. [they kiss]
Ah, mass transit. But why take the bus when you can drive your very own rust bucket? I had my dad's driver pick it up. Full of fresh stolen parts, ready to go.
Wow. I'll just try to keep this little gesture in mind this weekend when you and Dick and the Beaver are off getting blasted and scamming cheerleaders.
Yeah. Yeah, actually I had to tell Dick I'm not available. Because I have other plans.
There are cheerleaders with low self-esteem available domestically?
[Veronica working on her car, with the hood up, because it stalled, Dick, Beaver, and Logan walk up.]
Uh-oh, someone's got their eye on that Miss White Trash title.
Yeah, and making a solid effort in the talent competition, but I'd like to see that car up on some cinder blocks.
I know... "Guys, come on! The talent is making a grilled cheese sandwich on the engine block." "Guys, come on, you can't put your car up on blocks in the yard if you don't have a yard."
[She grabs the pocket knife Logan is using to cut his apple, and uses it to cut a tube in the engine and hooking it up to some other part of the machine.]
You know I think I can do both sides of this little act now.
[Turns the key and the car starts.]
So how 'bout next time you don't bother; I got it covered.
[Throws Logan's pocket knife back to him, and shuts the hood of her car]
Look at that. Beaver's getting all the love, and Dick's flapping out in the breeze.
LLuke
Please. You have like, the hottest girlfriend ever.
Much like fake boobs - great to look at, but they don't do as much as you'd like them to.
