Seth, Tad and others in “M.A.D.”

"Get Marooned." Great. Another island-centric prom theme. Another year of double-digit IQ jocks laughing at their own jokes about getting "lei'd" as freshman hula girls put flowers around their necks.

I don't see anybody forcing you to buy tickets, queer bait.

I'm sorry. Am I giving away your best material?

Isn't the gay prom next Friday in the Dog Beach men's room?

So I guess I'll see you there, sailor. [flicks Tad's collar]

Yo, what did you just say to me, Boy George?

Come on. The Navy? Cover my back, wingman. The rear admiral wants us to pound away with the 10-inch gun. I mean, isn't just joining the Navy alone gay enough to get you thrown out of the Navy?