Veronica Mars · Season 1
Wait a minute. You went to a pet store and took a picture of yourself with a parrot so people would think you were cool?
Yeah. All right?
That's this close [uses thumb and finger to illustrate] to taking a hot cousin to your prom. Go home.
I hate to bribe you, but... I'm fairly certain that aiding and abetting qualifies me for a dinner date.
Actually, it qualifies you for dinner and a movie, but you undershot, so...
Damn!
Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?
Caz, I'm kind of busy so let's play this at fast forward. I ask you to stop harassing Sabrina Fuller. You deny it. I eventually catch you. You're suspended, dropped from basketball and made the subject of a news blurb that everyone chuckles at in the papers. So stop harassing Sabrina, okay?
Look, I'm not harassing Sabrina.
Caz, did you listen?
Look, I don't know if you were looking for "Pimp" in the phone book and just stopped at P.I....
Hello? Yes, this is 'Miss Sabrina'. A bad boy? Well...Nestor Greely of Encinitas, twenty grand on credit cards, two divorces, and a repo'd Sebring. You have been a bad boy! Miss Sabrina commands you: put your pants back on and get a job!
Caz, you were lurking. The innocent rarely lurk.
You are having sex with my daughter?
Not right now.
Guess who stopped by today?
If you say Josh Hartnett, I'm gonna be so bummed.
[Veronica enters the house after kissing deputy Leo goodnight.]
Veronica, we need to talk.
[in Southern accent] He's a fine gentleman, Pa. He'll come up with the dowry to marry me, just you wait.
Dear Seventeen, how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class has a crush on me? No, strike that. Dear Seventeen, how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class murdered his sister?
He's not gropin' her, is he?
No, but earlier I saw him cutting a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.
[talking to Veronica] Is it okay if he goes outside? [referring to Logan] I would like to talk to you.
Dream on, Jump Street, I'm not leaving you alone with her.
[Veronica calls Mac for yet another computer-tech favor.]
What did you ever do before you met me?
Ever see the first 10 minutes of 2001: A Space Odyssey? It was a lot like that.
So, what do you think?
Like, in general? Or is there a specific area on which you'd like my opinion?
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