Butters quotes from Veronica Mars

[as "Cap'n Krunk"] The winner of this week's "Cock of the Walk" Countdown -

Butters

[as "Imitation Crab"] Don't leave 'em hangin' Cap'n.

It's Logan Echolls.

Butters

That's 40 weeks running.

Rosemary's Baby: The Teen Years. If I was his mother, I'd kill myself, too. [splash sound effect]

Butters

Seriously, Cap'n, you name your daughter Roxie, and it's guaranteed at some point she'll be showing her cans for cash.

I'm saving up for that very day.

Butters

Or get a varsity jacket and four liters of wine cooler and you can see 'em for free! Yeah, Becker's a date rapist, but in his defense, he's hideous and stupid, so meeting girls is hard.

Butters

Marcos wasn't gay.

Veronica

You sure about that?

Butters

Positive. He talked about chicks all the time. He wasn't a fairy; he was a Playboy-loving booty hound.

Veronica

Do me a favor: never describe me.

Butters

That was your secret knock?

Veronica

The genius is its simplicity.

Butters

We have exactly eleven minutes before my dad gets back. The box is under there.

Mac

Wow, Butters, this is - this is way cool of you.

Butters

Just so you know, I'm an excellent dancer, so, don't worry about that.

Mac

[confused] Oh... okay. I'll try not to...

Butters

Well, I don't have to dance, though. I enjoy it, but I also enjoy a good conversation.

Veronica

Look! Fake vomit - courtesy of locker 213. And whoever is in locker 792 is sans one "Smell it, Bitch" T-shirt.

Butters

So, Mac, what color dress are you wearing?

Mac

I'm actually wearing pants.

Butters

[laughs] I just don't want the corsage to be, like, blue, and your dress is red and you think I'm an idiot.

Mac

Veronica?

Veronica

[holds up a book with a tag attached that reads '#333'] Do you mind if I give this Anarchist Cookbook back to Weevil?

Butters

You know his locker number?

Veronica

Who else would brag about meeting Satan halfway?