Marcos and Butters in “Ahoy, Mateys!”

[as "Cap'n Krunk"] The winner of this week's "Cock of the Walk" Countdown -

Butters

[as "Imitation Crab"] Don't leave 'em hangin' Cap'n.

It's Logan Echolls.

Butters

That's 40 weeks running.

Rosemary's Baby: The Teen Years. If I was his mother, I'd kill myself, too. [splash sound effect]

Butters

Seriously, Cap'n, you name your daughter Roxie, and it's guaranteed at some point she'll be showing her cans for cash.

I'm saving up for that very day.

Butters

Or get a varsity jacket and four liters of wine cooler and you can see 'em for free! Yeah, Becker's a date rapist, but in his defense, he's hideous and stupid, so meeting girls is hard.