“I've never taken matters into my own hand...” – Logan, Veronica Mars ... TV Quotes Database

[Playing "I Never"]

I've never taken matters into my own hand in the boys' locker room after watching the cheerleader tryouts.

[Veronica and Lilly gasp]

Dude, you are so dead.

Very pervy, Duncan. I'm a little impressed though.

You must drink, comrade.

Please tell me that was before we started dating.

[drinking] Of course. I've never, um, I've never seen my parents having sex. [Lilly drinks, everyone gasps] No way, no way.

Yeah, I went into their room to borrow Mom's black sweater.

No, just shut up.

Mom was on top of Dad.

Oh my God, I don't wanna see this!

Hold on a second! She was like this. Watch. She was like this. [moaning] Ohh. Ohh. [yawning] Ohh.

Lilly, that is so wrong.

I think Dad probably thought so too.

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