Thanks, Dad. You know, I polled the rest of the soccer team. None of them want to see my junk.
JJake
Well, now you're covered.
“Return of the Kane” · Season 1
In this episode: Veronica Mars (3), Keith Mars (1), Duncan Kane (1), Lilly Kane (1)
Tough day?
[imitating Phillip Marlowe] That ain't the half of it. See, this dame walks in, and you should've seen the getaway sticks on her. Says something's hinky with her old man.
[imitating Marlowe] Did ya put the screws to him?
You ain't kiddin', he sang like a canary.
[normal voice] You're in luck, Phillip Marlowe, because it's dessert for dinner night, and I've got a sundae thing set up here.
[normal voice] If child services finds out about this, they will take you away.
Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take.
Honey, shouldn't we try something at the base of the food pyramid? You know - fruits and vegetables.
[gasps] What is that? A maraschino cherry?
Check you out, Veronica Mars. You're like a rocker chick now. You and I, we'd have a lot of fun together. Yeah, if, um, if I wasn't dead and stuff.
Why are you here?
Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served.
Really?
Yeah, that, and as kinda a side project, I dispense fashion advice.
DMs. Dent
Good morning, Veronica. I was thinking maybe you'd be interested in covering the election for the student newspaper.
Sure, I'll write it up this afternoon.
DMs. Dent
The election's tomorrow.
And I can already see the headline: "Brown-Nosing Resumé Packer Wins in a Landslide."
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