Caz is always flirty with me, but that guy would flirt with a trash can if it had boobs.
“Ruskie Business” · Season 1
In this episode: Veronica Mars (3), Wallace Fennel (3), Meg Manning (2), Keith Mars (1)
How hard can it be to find an actor named Tom Cruz?
Tom Cruise? Not as good a private eye as I thought.
Damn. This dog is a freak show. He oughta be in show biz.
D'you think that's some kind of rare breed or something?
That or a drunk dingo had a three-way with an ocelot and a porcupine.
Mexican hairless. What's the point of having a dog if it's bald? What are you gonna pet? Skin?
Don't forget. You're a high school girl. Do some high school girl things now and then.
Relax, Dad. I'm cutting pictures of Ashton out of Teen People as we speak.
[about Leo] Wow, Veronica, he totally wants to protect and serve you.
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