Keith Mars quotes from Veronica Mars

Veronica

I'm off to steal the souls of the rich with my evil image capturing device.

Keith

Have fun.

Logan

Why can't you for once just leave things alone?

Veronica

Okay, now you're starting to piss me off.

Logan

[yelling] Frankly, Veronica, so what? You're not invincible, and you're not always right.

Keith

Hey! You might want to stop yelling at my daughter.

Logan

Yeah? You might want to start.

Lamb

Always looking for a crime where there isn't one. Think you need a new hobby, Keith.

Keith

Oh, I don't know. I find solving an investigation very relaxing. You should give it a try some time.

Veronica

I can't believe these people. They sit up in a building with their telephoto lens and take pictures of people in their most private, personal moments. That's disgusting.

Keith

Ah, honey, that's how we pay the rent.

Keith

I need to see the sheriff.

I don't know, Keith. He looks kind of busy.

Keith

Well, that's something I gotta see.

Keith

Honey...why is there a pistol in the freezer?

Veronica

Because there's this guy, see, and I want to put him on ice. Because revenge is a dish best served cold. Because I want to commit murder in the 28th degree?

Keith

Stop.

Veronica

If you're wondering where I am, I'm hanging out outside a convenience store, eating corn nuts and watching strippers.

Keith

Are you doing drugs?

Veronica

No.

Keith

Good.

Veronica

Man, you get everyone to confess.

Keith

I think it's the uniform. Do you have anything to confess?

Veronica

Yes. You embarrass me.

Keith

Hello, Stosh. What do you say we head out, have a few beers?

Piz

That's one of those trick questions, isn't it?

Keith

I got some new IDs for you. Wallace. [hands Wallace and Piz their new IDs]

Piz

This picture is Jon Bon Jovi.

Keith

Yes. It is.

Wallace

Biggie Smalls? We don't really all look alike, Mr. Mars.

Keith

I know that, Wallace. Now, let's go out and get our drink on.