I haven't gained that much weight. You can't even notice. [leans over the desk to answer the phone as Wilhelmina walks in]
Morning, Marc, Betty.
S2 E1"How Betty Got Her Grieve Back"
S2 E2"Family/Affair"
[about Fey] I just stare at her picture all day and then I stare at myself in the mirror.
More than usual?
Yeah.
[Amanda has been given Fey's dog.]
Suddenly I'm a caregiver. That is so not who I am.
It's true. You're a bit of a monster on the inside.
S2 E3"Betty's Wait Problem"
[to Amanda] Okay, can we forget about your father and focus on your mother and what being Fey Sommers' daughter will get us, and by us I mean you, and by you I mean me.
Those are the DNA results.
So... um, how many times you think we...
A lot... But just remember: if your dad's DNA does match mine, we're only half brother and sister, which means if we did it like twenty times, it was only wrong ten.
Okay, that actually made sense to me... Oh, my God. You are so my sister!
[to a model] Okay, chicken and cheese special on a baguette, no cheese, no chicken, no baguette. I just sold her a plate of lettuce for seven bucks!
Yes, but that's for breakfast, lunch and dinner, so really it's a bargain!
So, you're new. What happened to Robert?
I think he inherited money. Or got arrested. I don't know what happened. There was a lawyer and cash involved.
S2 E4"Grin and Bear It"
Even if I wanted to express sympathy, I physically can't.
[to Amanda] When Fey started puking up her breakfast, she was thrilled -- until she found out she was pregnant.
PBProf. Bennett
If you have nothing to write, try killing yourself. If you fail, you'll have something to write about. If you succeed, your troubles will be over!
What year were you born?
1991.
You're 16?
1992.
Other way.
Friends do not let friends wear glitter before noon!
S2 E5A League Of Their Own
I'm going to put your profile on Bachelocity.com.
Internet dating? Why don't you just chop me into pieces yourself and cut out the middleman?
You and him?
Why not? He's a 9, I'm an 8.
He's a 10, you're a 6.
You're a bitch, I'm a 7!
Henry, please. Stop... stop being so nice. You're not making this any easier.
Well, what am I supposed to do?
I don't know. Kick a puppy, or knock over a midget.
I think the more considerate term is "little person."
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