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Ugly Betty · Season 2, Episode 3

“"Betty's Wait Problem"” quotes from Ugly Betty

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“"Betty's Wait Problem"” · Season 2, Episode 3

In this episode: Betty Suarez (2), Gio (2), Marc St. James (1), Amanda Tanen (1), Daniel Meade (1)

[to Amanda] Okay, can we forget about your father and focus on your mother and what being Fey Sommers' daughter will get us, and by us I mean you, and by you I mean me.

Those are the DNA results.

So... um, how many times you think we...

A lot... But just remember: if your dad's DNA does match mine, we're only half brother and sister, which means if we did it like twenty times, it was only wrong ten.

Okay, that actually made sense to me... Oh, my God. You are so my sister!

[to a model] Okay, chicken and cheese special on a baguette, no cheese, no chicken, no baguette. I just sold her a plate of lettuce for seven bucks!

Yes, but that's for breakfast, lunch and dinner, so really it's a bargain!

So, you're new. What happened to Robert?

I think he inherited money. Or got arrested. I don't know what happened. There was a lawyer and cash involved.

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