I'm going to put your profile on Bachelocity.com.
Internet dating? Why don't you just chop me into pieces yourself and cut out the middleman?
“A League Of Their Own” · Season 2, Episode 5
In this episode: Betty Suarez (3), Daniel Meade (2), Marc St. James (1), Amanda Tanen (1), Christina McKinney (1), Henry Grubstick (1)
You and him?
Why not? He's a 9, I'm an 8.
He's a 10, you're a 6.
You're a bitch, I'm a 7!
Henry, please. Stop... stop being so nice. You're not making this any easier.
Well, what am I supposed to do?
I don't know. Kick a puppy, or knock over a midget.
I think the more considerate term is "little person."
It's not like I'm writing "Betty loves Henry" all over my notebook.
[pointing to her notebook] Um...
Shut up.
[to Betty] You've met my family. My mother was arrested for murder, and she's the nice one.
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