It's not like I'm writing "Betty loves Henry" all over my notebook.
[pointing to her notebook] Um...
Shut up.
S2 E5A League Of Their Own
[to Betty] You've met my family. My mother was arrested for murder, and she's the nice one.
S2 E7"A Nice Day for A Posh Wedding"
Have you seen Cliff yet?
Don't worry. Your wide-load lover will be here any minute.
Amanda, don't joke. I'm freaking out! I am debuting him today as my boyfriend and I have no idea what's gonna walk through that door.
Sweetie, relax. He can't fit through those doors.
[to Amanda] Your 15 minutes are almost up. Quincy Jones is on the 4th row. Now sing, bitch!
[Wilhelmina comes out in her wedding gown.]
VWVera Wang
Damn, I'm good!
I have a little problem with the train.
VBVictoria "Posh Spice" Beckham
Now this is MAJOR! [comes out in her dress]
I'm sorry Wili, but... she makes me feel tingly where no other girl has ever made me feel tingly!
S2 E8"I See Me, I.C.U."
If I ate lunch, now would be the time to lose it.
Is there water underneath you, because I think I smell a plan brewing?
Pretend you're a hero in an action film.
Mexicans don't have action heroes, Henry. We have a speedy little mouse.
S2 E9"Giving Up the Ghost"
[referring to a model] She won't come out of her dressing room unless she gets some booze or drugs.
Did she mention anything about God?
Yeah, she spoke about Him. She said "God, I need some booze or drugs!"
[Claire knocks Wilheimina into an open grave.]
All those in favour of removing Wilhelmina Slater as Creative Director at Mode, say "aye."
DADaniel and Alexis
"Aye."
Motion passed. Rest in peace, bitch.
S2 E10"Bananas for Betty"
I'm Wilhelmina Slater and I don't get wet.
S2 E11"Zero Worship"
Aw, are you playing "Papa Can You Hear Me" again?
I'm just spending some quality time with my dads. Today I'm feeling particularly close to Jimmy "Jay Jay" Walker. Dynamite.
You're right. I've been hormotional.
S2 E16Betty's Baby Bump
'Amanda at Charlie's Baby Shower' Amanda: Why's everyone so fat at this party?
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