I don't want flan...I'll get fat!
S1 E1Pilot
Thank you; but it is Daniel, not Danny.
[deadpan] What? I'm hellaciously upset, Marc.
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
Shh. Purge this from memory.
She's so fabulously douchey.
They don't call him "the Tripod" because he's a photographer, if you catch my drift.
[seeing Betty's braces and wide smile while introducing himself to his staff] I realize I have some awful big teeth -- shoes -- to fill.
S1 E2The Box And The Bunny
How do you know what "the book" is?
Please, I've seen Prada like, seven times.
But remember, Betty, I'm a bad seed. I did a year in Juvi!
Bitch! Out my house!
[Hilda and Gina engage in a catfight. Hilda pulls out Gina's weave.]
You're payin' for this!
I guess we owe you $4000... and 50 cents.
FTFashion TV Presenter
Remember, we only make others feel bad to make you feel good.
That's it! Who put the bunny in the toilet? This is not funny! Who thinks this is funny? [people raise their hands] Oh, really? Well, whoever is doing this, if you think you can break me that easily, you're wrong! You can take my bunny, but you can't take my spirit!
S1 E3Queens for a Day
Did you see her facelift? Lawsuit!
You broke up with me.
For, like, two days. It takes longer than that to digest corn.
Do we really need another editorial on eating disorders?
VSVery Skinny Woman
It's a lifestyle choice!
[to Marc] Give it to me or I will beat you! And everyone knows I'm from Queens, so don't think I won't!
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