Ugly Betty · Season 2
[At a natural disasters shoot.]
There is no one here who cares about changing the inside. They only care about fixing the outside.
What's stumpy up to now?
This concealer here, this isn't gonna change the fact that she doesn't have a house. And this, this eyeliner isn't going to bring back the people you loved. These women have lost everything and there is not enough styling gel in here to change that! [walks off]
You know what, she's right. There's not enough styling gel.
Hey, what's different about you? You get your hair cut?
I'm wearing an eyepatch.
You didn't always have that?
I haven't gained that much weight. You can't even notice. [leans over the desk to answer the phone as Wilhelmina walks in]
Morning, Marc, Betty.
[about Fey] I just stare at her picture all day and then I stare at myself in the mirror.
More than usual?
Yeah.
[Amanda has been given Fey's dog.]
Suddenly I'm a caregiver. That is so not who I am.
It's true. You're a bit of a monster on the inside.
[to Amanda] Okay, can we forget about your father and focus on your mother and what being Fey Sommers' daughter will get us, and by us I mean you, and by you I mean me.
Those are the DNA results.
So... um, how many times you think we...
A lot... But just remember: if your dad's DNA does match mine, we're only half brother and sister, which means if we did it like twenty times, it was only wrong ten.
Okay, that actually made sense to me... Oh, my God. You are so my sister!
[to a model] Okay, chicken and cheese special on a baguette, no cheese, no chicken, no baguette. I just sold her a plate of lettuce for seven bucks!
Yes, but that's for breakfast, lunch and dinner, so really it's a bargain!
So, you're new. What happened to Robert?
I think he inherited money. Or got arrested. I don't know what happened. There was a lawyer and cash involved.
Even if I wanted to express sympathy, I physically can't.
[to Amanda] When Fey started puking up her breakfast, she was thrilled -- until she found out she was pregnant.
If you have nothing to write, try killing yourself. If you fail, you'll have something to write about. If you succeed, your troubles will be over!
What year were you born?
1991.
You're 16?
1992.
Other way.
Friends do not let friends wear glitter before noon!
I'm going to put your profile on Bachelocity.com.
Internet dating? Why don't you just chop me into pieces yourself and cut out the middleman?
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