Marc St. James quotes from Ugly Betty

Marc

Willie, as much as I love watching fired employees scamper off sad and barefoot... are you okay?

Wilhelmina

What mood do you think I should be in, Marc? The company's on the brink of collapse. Connor ran off with all the money!

Marc

Yeah... Hey, Willie, he did break your heart a little bit, right?

Wilhelmina

Don't be ridiculous. Connor Owens is a thief. Nothing more than that to me. Just another disappointing, useless male.

Wilhelmina

Time to get serious. Marc, put on your game face.

Wilhelmina

Not your gay face—your game face.

Marc

They're the same face.

Wilhelmina

[reading from a website announcing an upcoming drag show] "Mean queens of fashion in New York City's finest drag bar. Double bill featuring Manna Wintour and Wilheldiva Hater"?!

Marc

That is so fun— offensive!

Wilhelmina

I will not be mocked by some low-rent drag queen! It's insulting.

Marc

It's inexcusable!

Claire

It's delicious. What's that web address?

Marc

Uh, yeah, I'll write it down—

Wilhelmina

Don't even bother. I'll have my lawyers draw up a cease and desist order immediately. As if I didn't have enough queens to shut down right here at Mode. [glances at Marc]

Amanda

[to Betty] You must be so excited to be honored by the Big Lesbian Order of Bloggers.

Marc

Amanda, I already told you. That's not what BLOB stands for. It stands for Big, Lumpy, Obese Bloggers.

Marc

Mandy, why did I just see Helen in the closet reading a four-year-old Marie Claire and wiping Cheeto dust off of her fingers with a vintage Prada shift?!

Amanda

Marc, I tried to fire her, but I couldn't. And I knew if Willie saw her—

Marc

What happens when she asks about a paycheck?

Amanda

Oh, I give her Meade money. [pulls out fake bills with Daniel's face on them]

Marc

Mandy, a fake job and a fake paycheck aren't helping Helen any. And trust me, no good ever came from keeping someone in the closet.

Amanda

Okay, you just got really deep.

Marc

I know, and now I have a headache.

Marc

Oh, my God, I totally forgot I have that boyfriend, Trey.

Amanda

Troy.

Marc

I like Trey better. Or Trevor. We'll talk about it. I'm sure he'll want to weigh in.

Amanda

Marc, just give Spencer a chance. You will love him. He's like me, but with junk!

Marc

I can't, Mandy. I am still grieving over Troy. I don't think I'll ever be able to be in a relationship again.

Amanda

He's like me with big junk!

Wilhelmina

If those idiots want me to save Tyler, they're gonna have to hand over the whole damn company!

Marc

Oh, Willie, don't say that. That's wrong.

Wilhelmina

Oh, you're one to be judging me, Marc. After all these years, whenever I needed something that was morally questionable, you were right there with me.

Marc

You're right. I was willing to do anything for you. You were like my mother, my goddess, my diva. Y-you know, you were— you were my life. I thought that if you had everything you wanted, you'd be happy, but... You'll never be happy. There's always something more.