Here are the earrings that I promised Hilda for her wedding. And here are the diet pills. I want her skinny as a beautiful corpse when your Papi helps her down the aisle.
Thank you. And since you've been so helpful, Hilda says you should bring a plus one. Some of our family can't come.
Why is everything with Austin always such a big secret?
B Bobby
No secret. Austin's a good kid. They're both good kids. Everything's cool, you know.
Hilda': What's going on? Do you know something?
B Bobby
[nervously] No! I don't know anything. What— What would I know?
You do know something! I swear to God, Bobby, you better tell me.
B Bobby
No, I can't. I promised I wouldn't say anything. I'm not gonna break that promise.
He's on drugs. Oh, my God! That Austin kid has got my baby hooked on drugs!
Well, then, what is it, Bobby? Because I cannot think of another reason why my son is always spending time with Austin. Oh, suddenly he's sneaking off all the time, or he's up in the room with the door— [pauses as Bobby stares at her] Ohhh.
Marc, just give Spencer a chance. You will love him. He's like me, but with junk!
I can't, Mandy. I am still grieving over Troy. I don't think I'll ever be able to be in a relationship again.
He's like me with big junk!
I don't know how, and I don't know why, but I know you got to Tyler. This has your stink all over it.
Oh, Claire, have you escaped from your handlers again? Or have they allowed you a senior outing?
This boy is an alcoholic. He is troubled.
Isn't that the pickled lush calling the kettle black?
[before going in to get married] This is the happiest day of my life. Alright, let's do this bitch!
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