Mandy, why did I just see Helen in the closet reading a four-year-old Marie Claire and wiping Cheeto dust off of her fingers with a vintage Prada shift?!
Marc, I tried to fire her, but I couldn't. And I knew if Willie saw her—
What happens when she asks about a paycheck?
Oh, I give her Meade money. [pulls out fake bills with Daniel's face on them]
Mandy, a fake job and a fake paycheck aren't helping Helen any. And trust me, no good ever came from keeping someone in the closet.
Okay, you just got really deep.
I know, and now I have a headache.
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