Johnny Donnelly quotes from Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

Johnny

What are you doing with my Mom's phone number?

Johnny

(Dropping a plate in shock) Damn it, these dishes...are slippery.

Johnny

Yeah, that would have been pretty dumb. Dodged a bullet there.

Johnny

No. Just coffee...(stopping Sharon as she leaves) and get that cheap kind! cause that's my favourite.

Johnny

Ashley, when you get home will you get down here...(moves to put the phone down but picks it up again) It's Johnny.

Johnny

(With his hands on his head) Boy I hope this isn't Aneurysm.

Johnny

(to Ashley) Have you seen the business section

Johnny

Not a dollar! Two dollars! That's twice that! Two times one, that's two! And it's all your fault.

Johnny

You don't understand...(puts the money in his pocket) I sank everything we had into that stock.

Johnny

I wanted to show Sharon that I'm a good provider. I wanted to put a big pile of money infront of her and say 'here, here's a big pile of money i made for you'.

Johnny

No wait. I have a plan, I want you to kill me.

Johnny

Wait, wait a second. Are you screwing with me?

Johnny

Unlike you I’m proud of what I do.

You’re not happy being a stripper?

Johnny

Tommy!

Sharon

You told him I was a stripper?

Sorry, ‘exotic dancer.’

Johnny

I already have a tux.

Berg

Of course for the jukebox repairman awards.

Sharon

Wow. Thanksgiving at my place.

Johnny

Yeah. My sister makes a great Thanksgiving dinner, but I know yours is gonna be even better.

Sharon

I have to cook?

Pete

(Yelling to them upstairs through the window) Hey Sharon, here's another new tradition, close your window!