Aren’t ex girlfriends supposed to drop off the face of the earth and if they can’t do that at least be really miserable. Or get really fat.
“Two Guys, a Girl and a Wedding” · Season 2
In this episode: Berg (5), Pete (2), Doctor Ashley Walker (2), Sharon Carter (1), Johnny Donnelly (1)
I already have a tux.
Of course for the jukebox repairman awards.
You’re right. I do have feelings for you. There are you happy?
I’m happy, I’m stunned, I’m shocked, I’m a walking festival.
It’s not that simple. The problem is I have a…
You have a what? A plane to catch? A rash?
No Berg, I have a boyfriend.
I say we chip in and get the night vision goggles.
Cause there’s nothing that says commitment and trust like surveillance equipment.
The real tragedy about all this is that tomorrow is the first day of Katie’s life without me.
Wasn’t that day four years ago after she dumped you?
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