Melissa quotes from Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

Melissa

In ten years from now, when you're fat, and alone, and you have to wear a baseball cap at Club Med to hide your hair transplants, remember: you had a good thing here, and you blew it.

Mr. Bauer

The shark's coming right at me and I only have one bullet left! I think, huh, I'm a goner! Then I see the oxygen tank in its mouth, what do you think I do?

Pete

You shot the tank and the shark blew up(!)

Mr. Bauer

I shot the tank! And the shark blew up!

Melissa

You're a brave man, Mr. Bauer.

Pete

Then, you and Richard Dreyfuss swam back to shore! Thanks a lot, Mr. Bauer.

Mr. Bauer

(laughing) Yeah, that was a hell of a day!

Melissa

Hey, Berg, what have you done to him?

Berg

Hey, this wasn't me, cause I'm the one who said he shouldn't break up with you!

Pete

No!

Melissa

I don't believe you!

Pete

No, I wasn't! He's evil!

Melissa

He may be evil, but at least he's honest!

Melissa

Well, today, we learned all about the letter B. We baked bread, we studied butterflies, the student of the day was Billy Bumstead.

Sharon

Oh, well, I learned all about the letter S today. That I'm the self serving sellout, who's giving our environment a super sly drink, all for a sports car and a salary.