Johnny Donnelly quotes from Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

Johnny

Are you making fun of my parents?

Johnny

(looking at his watch) What is taking the girls so long? I'm getting hungry.

Johnny

I bought it, for my baby, so we can record our first christmas as husband and wife.

Johnny

I can't, I'm going to return it after the holidays.

Johnny

Ashley, you can't leave like this.

Johnny

Yeah, you still got to pitch in your share.

Johnny

Woah. Okay, I don't know why I always have to play the cheapskate, but you forgot to pitch in... (turns the camera) for the wine.

Johnny

Forget about it. There's no way you're getting me out there on that ice.

Johnny

Alright I need a stick.

Johnny

No, to hit Pete.

Johnny

Pete, I had nothing to do with that fire.

Johnny

I was at my Mother's.

Johnny

Drinking

Johnny

She's hard to take.

Johnny

Who?