Doctor Ashley Walker quotes from Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

Ashley

The nicest thing Pete ever said to me was “Oh wow that car almost hit you.”

Ashley

I've always dated smart guys who can't change a lightbulb. Regular people are refreshing.

Ashley

(Entering Johnny's new house.) Wow. It really makes you wonder what it takes to condemn a place.

Ashley

Uh, Who is this?

Ashley

Berg!?

Ashley

Okay, well thank you Johnny.

Ashley

(putting down some money) Fine. Here.

Ashley

Why should I pay for the wine? I didn't even drink any.

Ashley

(looking at the paper) Huh, our stock is down a dollar.

Ashley

Here Johnny...(hands him two dollars) Here's your two dollars. Your retirement fund is now intact.

Ashley

Huh, I'm not economist, but that was stupid... Why would you do that?

Ashley

Well, the good news is now she can't take anything from you in the divorce.

Ashley

I'd love to, but first why don;t you check the financial channel. The merger went through you doubled your money.

Ashley

I was before, and it was fun. But now I'm not. You're a rich man Johnny.

Berg

See something you like?

Ashley

Wow. Where'd you get that line, because you need to give it back.