(Reading the paper) Oh wow! Look at that. That stock that Ashley told us about has really gone down.
“Give Mommy a Kiss” · Season 4
In this episode: Johnny Donnelly (11), Doctor Ashley Walker (6), Sharon Carter (3)
(Dropping a plate in shock) Damn it, these dishes...are slippery.
Thank god you were too chicken to buy more than one share. If it were up to me, I would have put all our money into that thing.
Yeah, that would have been pretty dumb. Dodged a bullet there.
Okay, I got to go to the store and get some coffee for the morning. Is there anything else that we need?
No. Just coffee...(stopping Sharon as she leaves) and get that cheap kind! cause that's my favourite.
Ashley, when you get home will you get down here...(moves to put the phone down but picks it up again) It's Johnny.
(With his hands on his head) Boy I hope this isn't Aneurysm.
(to Ashley) Have you seen the business section
(looking at the paper) Huh, our stock is down a dollar.
Not a dollar! Two dollars! That's twice that! Two times one, that's two! And it's all your fault.
Here Johnny...(hands him two dollars) Here's your two dollars. Your retirement fund is now intact.
You don't understand...(puts the money in his pocket) I sank everything we had into that stock.
Huh, I'm not economist, but that was stupid... Why would you do that?
I wanted to show Sharon that I'm a good provider. I wanted to put a big pile of money infront of her and say 'here, here's a big pile of money i made for you'.
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