Germ quotes from Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

Germ

Thanks for helping me get this orderly gig. How long do I have to work here before they make me a doctor?

Germ

Let’s get you in that backless hospital gown.

Pete

(To Berg) We're having a surprise housewarming party for Johnny and Sharon.

Germ

I don't have the address.

Pete

Well, meet me at the party and I'll give it to you there.

Germ

(At the hospital) I asked for you, you know.

Ashley

Lucky me. I feel just like the pretty hooker in a Vegas whorehouse.

Ashley

Germ, I demand you retake this picture! ... Can you help me?

Germ

No! It's a camera, not the hand of God!