So... Stanley...What do you do for a living?
“Burning Down the House” · Season 4
In this episode: Johnny Donnelly (6), Berg (5), Pete (4), Stanley (3)
I teach high school English.
That's very respectable. Where do you live?
Over on Newberry.
Oh, that's a hip neighbourhood, you must be the cool teacher... What do you drive?
I have a minivan.
Also known as a shagging wagon, I don't think so Stanley. (Opening the door) You just peddle your filth some place else.
Okay Mom, I'm only going to say this once. I don't like you're new friends. That Ashley girl, nothing but trouble.
Pete, I had nothing to do with that fire.
Oh really, Where were you last night?
I was at my Mother's.
Your mother's? What were you doing there?
Drinking
She's hard to take.
So, if I was to call her right now, she'd back up your story.
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