Doctor Ashley Walker quotes from Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

Germ

(At the hospital) I asked for you, you know.

Ashley

Lucky me. I feel just like the pretty hooker in a Vegas whorehouse.

Berg

If you are about done I could use a break.

Ashley

How many times have you told Irene that?

Berg

I really wish you would stop making jokes about it.

Ashley

And how many times have you told Irene that?

Ashley

OK, you've had your fun now get off me.

Berg

Boy does that bring back memories.

Johnny

Let me guess, it's one of those restaurants where the waiters are rude, the portions are small and they make you wear long pants.

Ashley

And the forks are for eating, not scratching.

Ashley

Germ, I demand you retake this picture! ... Can you help me?

Germ

No! It's a camera, not the hand of God!

Ashley

Pete if you were anyone else I'd think you were coming on to me.

Pete

If you were anyone else maybe I would be.

Pete

I hate romantic comedies.

Ashley

Why? Your whole love life is a joke.

Berg

My grandfather used to use an expression which I think might apply here.

Ashley

What was that?

Berg

'Shut up Ashley.'

Ashley

Would you do me a favor?

Pete

Yeah sure, you bend over and I'll pull out the stick.

Sharon

Why don't you ask Pete?

Ashley

What if he already has plans?

Ashley

I need to talk to you.

Pete

Can't you come back when I'm not here?

Pete

Today I almost died.

Ashley

Underachiever.

Ashley

Why don't you tell me what the surprise is just to make sure I'm not disappointed.

Pete

You know I'm suddenly amazed you were asked out in college.

Ashley

I had a great time today. I'd never heckled Shakespeare in the park before.

Pete

Well you stole the show with, "Get a day job thou bloweth."

Ashley

We've got three days, strictly fun, no emotional attatchments. Just think of me as a soldier on a weekend pass.

Pete

OK but if you knock me up, you have to take me back to your country.