Pete Dunville, I'm breaking up with you
I can honestly say I didn't see this coming
“My Dinner with Irene” · Season 4
In this episode: Johnny Donnelly (6), Berg (5), Pete (4), Irene (3), Sharon Carter (2), Doctor Ashley Walker (1)
(about Ashley) We are helping each other out; I need a job, she needs a friend.
My wife is on a date with another woman.
Sweet.
So did you tell Pete you and Irene are sleeping together?
No, I didn't want to ruin their date
Let me guess, it's one of those restaurants where the waiters are rude, the portions are small and they make you wear long pants.
And the forks are for eating, not scratching.
How could you stand being around Ashley?
She let me sleep with her.
I don't think I'll be good company tonight.
You could be bound and gagged and you'd make good company.
You're picturing that right now, aren't you?
Oh what the hell, I've nothing better to do
Oh Pete, you know how to say all the right things!
I can take care of myself.
Yes but you just don't.
I always thought you and Irene made a better couple.
Really?
Yeah, I mean no matter how weird you act or how big of an ass you make of yourself, it doesn't seem to bother her.
What's that?
Well, at first look it's a date plaque, but since there's no such thing it is a piece of wood screaming "Danger! Danger!"
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