Pete if you were anyone else I'd think you were coming on to me.
If you were anyone else maybe I would be.
“Adventures of Captain Karma” · Season 4
In this episode: Pete (3), Doctor Ashley Walker (2), Berg (1), Sharon Carter (1), Johnny Donnelly (1)
I told Irene that I love her.
Really? Wow! I'm shocked! I mean I'm happy for you...no, not yet, I'm still shocked.
I hate romantic comedies.
Why? Your whole love life is a joke.
We are going to a business mixer tonight.
I don't want to go to a business mixer.
Sorry, I meant 'free booze.'
KKatie
In my yearbook you told me to stay cool...so I did.
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