Why don't you tell me what the surprise is just to make sure I'm not disappointed.
You know I'm suddenly amazed you were asked out in college.
“Should I Stay or Should I Go?” · Season 4
In this episode: Pete (5), Doctor Ashley Walker (5), Berg (1)
I had a great time today. I'd never heckled Shakespeare in the park before.
Well you stole the show with, "Get a day job thou bloweth."
RRoger
My insides are something special.
Well sucks for you that you weren't born inside out.
We've got three days, strictly fun, no emotional attatchments. Just think of me as a soldier on a weekend pass.
OK but if you knock me up, you have to take me back to your country.
I wasn't exactly popular in high school.
Really?
People said I had a superior attitude but that's just probably because they were all so stupid.
I never knew you'd be such a good lover.
Yeah and imagine me with a good partner.
Well until recently I couldn't imagine you with a non-plastic partner.
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