Doctor Ashley Walker quotes from Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

Ashley

What are you doing here? Didn't want to be alone in the building with Johnny?

Pete

You know...I don't appreciate your lucky guesses.

Ashley

Has Johnny ever asked you to chop wood with him before?

Pete

No.

Ashley

Huh, interesting timing

Ashley

I can’t stand pork. I can’t smell it. I can’t look at it. I can’t have it anywhere on the table.

Pete

Right, I forgot. They don’t eat their own.

Pete

I can’t believe you guys forgot. You’re a bunch of insensitive, self-centered jerks.

Ashley

Where’s Irene?

Pete

I ditched her at the theatre.

Pete

Irene, you were screaming!

Irene

Oh, yeah, I must have been thinking out loud. Guess what I am.

Ashley

A danger to yourself.

Johnny

How many years of school have you had?

Ashley

A year of prep school, four years of college and three of medical school.

Johnny

And yet you are going to die in a sink.

Ashley

Pete, hey, isn't a beautiful day?

Pete

I don't know, why don't you go away and I'll find out.

Ashley

(kissing Irene's cat) he's just a little cutie!

Irene

Oh, thank you!

Ashley

Oh, you're just a little cutie (kissing Irene too)

Berg

Oh, and she's just a little creepy!

Berg

Pete, what are you doing here?

Pete

I just had a physical.

Ashley

So I was wrong you could pay someone to touch you.

Sharon

I love reading to kids their eyes are just so wide and glistening.

Ashley

That’s the Demerol.

Ashley

My thumb is killing me from giving all those injections.

Berg

Yeah I don’t know how those junkies do it.

Ashley

You are so funny, is it the celibacy?

Pete

That's nice. You know I take great comfort in the fact that there is a team of Japanese scientists working around the clock to destroy you.

Ashley

Hey, what's going on?

Pete

I don't know, I said your name and the stove just burst into flames!

Ashley

Where's your idiot roommate?

Berg

The village recalled him.

Ashley

I came down to change your bandages.

Pete

Why, do they need changing?

Ashley

No I just need cheering up.