Doctor Ashley Walker quotes from Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

Ashley

I wasn't exactly popular in high school.

Pete

Really?

Ashley

People said I had a superior attitude but that's just probably because they were all so stupid.

Ashley

I never knew you'd be such a good lover.

Pete

Yeah and imagine me with a good partner.

Ashley

Well until recently I couldn't imagine you with a non-plastic partner.

Ashley

I am definitely not pregnant.

Johnny

How do you know?

Ashley

Because I am about to start a medical residency 30,000 miles away at Stanford and if I were pregnant that would complicate things and therefore I’m not.

Johnny

That will be a good story to tell your illegitimate baby.

Ashley

I’m not pregnant!

Johnny

If you were it would be great. Your kid could look down on our kid and our kid could walk yours to therapy.