See, I realised something here tonight. Ashley is the most devious, conniving, double crossing woman I've ever met. We must have children together.
“Two Guys, a Girl and Someone Better” · Season 2
In this episode: Berg (7), Pete (4), Sharon Carter (2), Doctor Ashley Walker (1)
What about this one?
Hooker.
High class or street?
Jerry Springer.
See something you like?
Wow. Where'd you get that line, because you need to give it back.
All they do is study, they're pathetic.
Yeah, yeah I know. I mean that's who I want operating on me, the guy who just wings it.
Berg, there's nothing wrong with being number two. I mean just as many people remember the second man on the moon, Captain, uh, what's his face.
Yeah, well, your chemical company destroys the planet.
True, but we're number one at it.
Berg, all this means is you're just going to have to study a little bit more.
Or, find out who is number one and take them down.
Yes, you're maturing nicely
Excuse me, I bet I can guess your phone number.
GGirl
No you can't.
Okay, you got me, you'd better write it down.
So, if you were a brady... you'd be Jan!
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Does it show?
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