The nicest thing Pete ever said to me was “Oh wow that car almost hit you.”
“Two Guys, a Girl and an Engagement (1)” · Season 2
In this episode: Berg (8), Pete (4), Doctor Ashley Walker (4), Johnny Donnelly (2)
How could you two do this to someone so wonderful?!
I know, I feel terrible about Johnny…
I’m not talking about Johnny I’m talking about me!
Guys, guys, Sharon and Johnny are coming.
Damn! Stall!
Brilliant! Because I was just going to warn you and then hurry them in. (Ashley runs out)
She's like a ray of sunshine. No, strike that. She's more like a death ray.
Are you just threatening the bread or are you waiting from a call from the governor?
She’s in love with Johnny.
Who says she can’t be in love with you too?
You!
It’s ludicrous because Sharon only loves Pete as a friend.
And what’s a better basis for a marriage than love and friendship?
Sex! Money! An alliance between kingdoms!
We were in a restaurant, he got down on one knee and said “Ashley will you marry me?” And I said yes.
So what, you changed your mind before the wedding?
No.
Um Ashley, if this story doesn’t end tragically I’m going to be very upset.
You’re going to propose?
Yeah.
Do you know all her family lost their money?
I don’t care.
Is she pregnant? Are you an illegal alien? Do you need a kidney?
I love her.
Congratulations! Her family is loaded!
Sharon is our best friend, if we find out your cheating on her we’ll kick your ass!
You two are going to kick my ass?
We have friends.
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