When did my values get so out of wack? I never used to be like this, I wanted simpler things.
Well . . . you have Johnny.
“The Wedding Dress” · Season 3
In this episode: Sharon Carter (4), Berg (3), Pete (3), Doctor Ashley Walker (2), Johnny Donnelly (2)
How many years of school have you had?
A year of prep school, four years of college and three of medical school.
And yet you are going to die in a sink.
Look at all the women I'm not going to marry.
(Lifting a detatched arm of a mannequin) This was no boating accident
Quick! Do something!
What?
Throw Pete through the window!
You would look great if you showed up in overalls.
Yes but I want our wedding to be different than your sisters'.
Don't beat yourself up, Ashley will get over you.
Oh I don't know... I'm pretty special.
(wants Berg to get her the dress another woman has) I've seen you talk a woman out of a dress--for once, use your powers for good!
I've always dated smart guys who can't change a lightbulb. Regular people are refreshing.
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