Berg quotes from Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

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(to Shaun)... And as far as you using me to make Johnny jealous, well I'm putting a stop to that first thing tomorrow morning!

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Here's to the end of the holiday trifecta -- Christmas, New Year's, and Valentine's Day. Also known as the Misery Season.

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Unless you learn to be happy for them it's just going to eat away at you until you become an angry, bitter yet incredibly beautiful woman.

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Are you just threatening the bread or are you waiting from a call from the governor?

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John Goodman's mini-bike isn't ridden this hard!

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Look at all the women I'm not going to marry.

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I may not be the prize cow at the county fair and I know a lot of you think I'm not worth spit, but I beg to differ. I'll have you know, I'm worth tons of spit.

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Pete, everyone is staring at you. Because your standing next to me.

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Some day your children will ask you about this day and you’ll say, “Yes he was that good.”

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Johnny is writing his own vows? All right, limericks!

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(arguing with Pete) Fine, FINE! I'm sleeping on the couch!....Which is just stupid because I have my own room!

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Guys, look at what we've become. We're supposed to be sending one of our best friends to hell yet all we can do is bicker and backstab each other.

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(sarcastically) Jogging.

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Hello

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Well you called me, who do you think?