Berg quotes from Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

Berg

Yep... (Realizing and getting up) No!

Berg

I'm not in your apartment. Why would I be in your apartment? You know what happened here you uh, you started thinking about your ex-boyfriend Berg so you accidentally dialed me instead, you know...I understand. I'm more addictive than crack.

Berg

Yeah, I know, It's almost 4:30, we have to be asleep by 7.

Berg

How can you afford it?

Berg

(Lifting a glass) Here's to having a pulse.

Berg

Yeah, I just burped up like half my carrots, credit me 50 cents.

Berg

Sharon, I'm the doctor, okay. That's how old people breathe.

Berg

Look, It's finals time at Harvard. I say, we go and hang out under one of the dorm windows.

Berg

Oh, good idea. Okay, here's the plan, alright. When Johnny falls in, I'm going to pull him out, okay, and you're going to wrap him in a blanket.

Berg

I don't think a stick's going to reach that.

Berg

So... Stanley...What do you do for a living?

Berg

That's very respectable. Where do you live?

Berg

Oh, that's a hip neighbourhood, you must be the cool teacher... What do you drive?

Berg

Also known as a shagging wagon, I don't think so Stanley. (Opening the door) You just peddle your filth some place else.

Berg

Okay Mom, I'm only going to say this once. I don't like you're new friends. That Ashley girl, nothing but trouble.