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Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place · Season 2

“Two Guys, a Girl and Valentine's Day” quotes from Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

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“Two Guys, a Girl and Valentine's Day” · Season 2

In this episode: Berg (6), Pete (1), Sharon Carter (1), Johnny Donnelly (1), Irene (1)

(to Shaun)... And as far as you using me to make Johnny jealous, well I'm putting a stop to that first thing tomorrow morning!

I think you'll feel better if you just let it all out.

Okay, Pete was just trying to hang a mirror, he doesn't love you, I hate your sweater, and YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!

Here's to the end of the holiday trifecta -- Christmas, New Year's, and Valentine's Day. Also known as the Misery Season.

SShaun

That reminds me, I'd better get out of these clothes before the mud dries and they have to hose me off.

(laughing) There are so many wonderful things about THAT sentence.

Anyway, I guess you and Berg didn't really hit it off.

SShaun

Actually, Berg and I had a terrific time.

(confused) We did? (Shaun kisses Berg), Hey look at that, we did.

You see? This woman is shameless -- shameless, wearing sexy dresses and making me special food.

You're right. You're right. If she tries to make Johnny any more jealous, you might wind up sleeping with her.

Unless you learn to be happy for them it's just going to eat away at you until you become an angry, bitter yet incredibly beautiful woman.

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