Wow, look at that.
Someone's having a piano delivered by helicopter.
That's the kind of extravagant thing Charlie would do. He had a baby grand just like that.
It's coming right this way. You don't think...that it's possible that the cops got the wrong guy, do you?
ABAlan and Berta
[after a thought] Nah!
[Charlie, seen from behind, walks up to the front door and rings the doorbell. He is immediately crushed by the piano. Pull back to Chuck Lorre, sitting in the director's chair]
CLChuck Lorre
[turning to audience] Winning.
[He is crushed by another piano, last lines in the series]