Mandi quotes from Two and a Half Men

Alan

Are you sure I'm not interrupting?

Charlie

Don't worry about it. We're kind of at the seventh-inning stretch anyway.

Mandi

You can go two more innings?

Charlie

Even if I have to start throwing knuckle balls.

Alan

So as I was leaving my ex-wife's house, I ran into your ex-husband.

Mandi

Andy?

Alan

I guess.

Charlie

Wait a second. It's Mandi, Andy, and Kandi?

Mandi

What's your point?

Charlie

No point. Mandi, Andy, Kandi. Dandy.

Mandi

Hi, Alan. How are you?

Alan

About two heartbeats from a brain aneurysm.

Mandi

Kandi's told me so many nice things about you.

Berta

How do you know Kandi?

Mandi

She's my daughter.

Berta

Your daughter? Sweet whistlin' Geronimo! (to Charlie and Alan) You people are like a box of hamsters, just crawling all over each other!