Sookie Stackhouse quotes from True Blood

Bill

[in her dream] Sookie, don't ever sneak up on a vampire. What are you doing here?

Sookie

All right, here's the deal... and this is a little embarrassing. I've never been with a man intimately, for all the reasons I told you about. But... I feel things when I'm with you that make me think and... I know this could be a huge mistake, one I will regret forever, but it feels like you're the one that I'm supposed to, you know... do it with. And... I'm really nervous about that... and frankly I'm scared to death of you. So can we just get it out of the way already so I can relax and get a good night's sleep?

Sookie

Just... just don't bite me, okay?

Sookie

[while driving to Fangtasia] Penny for your thoughts?

Bill

I thought you liked not knowing what I'm thinking.

Sookie

Most of the time I do.

Bill

You won't care for it.

Sookie

That doesn't mean I don't wanna know.

Bill

[looking at her clothes then back to the road] You look like vampire bait.

Sookie

[laughing] What's that supposed to mean?

Bill

I promised your grandmother no harm would come to you at Fangtasia tonight. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to keep that promise with you dressed like this.

Sookie

So are you sayin' you think I look nice?

Bill

Doesn't matter what I think. This isn't a date. Remember?

Pam

[as he walks up to Fangtasia with Sookie] Bill. Haven't seen you in a while.

Bill

I'm mainstreamin'.

Pam

Good for you. Who's the doll?

Bill

Pam, this is Sookie. Sookie, this is Pam.

Sookie

[smiling, extending her hand to Pam] Pleased to meet you.

Pam

Can I see your ID?

Sookie

Oh. Sure. How funny. Who'd have thought? Getting carded at a vampire bar.

Pam

I can no longer tell human ages. We must be careful we serve no minors... in any capacity. (looking at her id) Twenty-five, huh? How sweet it is.

Eric

So, Bill, are you quite attached to your friend?

Bill

She is mine.

Sookie

Yes, I am his.

Eric

Well what a pity. For me.

Bill

Sookie, you cannot be frightened of everythin' you don't know in this world.

Sookie

Well my world's openin' up mighty fast! And what I got here may be boring, but it's safe! And after the past couple of nights, safe sounds good about now.

Tara

Why didn't you tell me you were going out with Sam?

Sookie

Because it just happened and how did you know?

Tara

Arlene. She works fast.

Sookie

All he did was ask me to the DGD tonight and besides it's in a church. And why shouldn't I? He's perfectly nice, he's got a good job, and he's not a vampire! And why, why do I have to justify this to you?

Tara

I'm entitled to know what my girl's up to, aren't I?

Sam

Sookie, you have no future with a vampire!

Sookie

They don't die. I've got nothing but a future with one.

Sookie

[about yelling at a neighbor] I shouldn't have lost it like that.

Tara

Don't you feel sorry for yellin' at that snoopy old bitch. She's been stickin' her nose where it don't belong for years.

Lafayette

Say it. I mean, if she talked any more shit she'd be shaped like a toilet.

Jason

[chasing her through the cemetery] Sookie... Sookie. Just hold up a sec.

Sookie

Why? So you can hit me again? Go ahead and tell me how it's all my fault. Tell me how you wish it were me in that coffin. I deserve it?!

Jason

I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.

Sookie

[taking a step back] Don't touch me.

Jason

I didn't mean to hurt you. You gotta know that.

Sookie

You invited Uncle Bartlett! How could you do that?

Jason

He has a right to be here. I know he and Gran had their problems. But what ever they were, it don't matter no more. That's what family does. We forgive each other.

Sookie

You have no idea what you're talking about.

Jason

Sookie, please... Please. We are all we've got.

Sookie

We've got nothing.

Sookie

[Surprised as Bill wipes off the mirror] Wait a minute. I thought you're supposed to be invisible in the mirror.

Bill

We started many of the mysteries about ourselves centuries ago.

Sookie

What about holy water?

Bill

[Climbing into the bath] It's just water.

Sookie

Crucifixes?

Bill

Geometry.

Sookie

Garlic?

Bill

It's irritating. That's pretty much it.

Sookie

[Pause, smiling] Wow. I feel a little weak.

Bill

Of course you do. I fed on your blood. You should take some vitamin B-12 to replenish.

Sookie

Will I need to do that everyday?

Bill

If you don't mind, yes. And no garlic.

Sookie

Is it always like this?

Bill

No, it is not.

Sookie

I never thought I'd be able to...

Bill

I am honored that you chose me.

[walking in with Malcolm and Liam, to a patron] Well, hey there sugar.

[to Sam] Get us three True Bloods.

Sam

You all need to go somewhere else. This is a family place. Locals only.

Well, we just closed on a place up the road. So that makes us official citizens of Reynard Parrish. We're the new locals.

Sam

My place, my rules.

Discrimination against vampires is punishable by law in the greater state of Louisiana. Personally, I don't give a fuck. But... I... am... thirsty.

Sam

You are not welcome here.

[laughing] That shit only works in a private home.

How nice to see you again, Sookie. You are looking delectable as always.

Sam

[to Sookie] You know them?

Sookie

We've met.

Well, well. It looks like little Miss hold out has given up the goods. Brava. Did he leave enough for the rest of us.

Sookie

I am his!

Well, he is not here, is he? And while Bill is away, Malcolm will always play.

Sookie

Do you think for one second I would ever have anything to do with you! I am sure you were trash while you were alive and now you're just dead trash!

I am going to drain you so slowly, you're going to beg me to kill you.

Terry

JIHAD THIS, MOTHERFUCKER! [running at Malcolm and being thrown across the room]

[to Sam] You are a dead man.

Sam

Maybe. But I'm gonna take one of y'all with me.

Sookie

Sam!

[after grabbing Sam] I'm gonna reach down your throat and yank you inside out by your dick.

Sookie

Hey, leave him alone!

Bill

[entering] Stop this! You're here for me, not them.

Well, we had to get your attention and I do believe it worked.

Bill

What do you want?

You never called me back. Now if I remember what feelings were, mine might be hurt.

Join our nest, Bill. Forget these blood sacks.

Yeah. Mainstreaming's for pussies.

Let's party like we used to, huh. We used to have so much fun.

Bill

[never taking his eyes of Sookie] All right. Let go.

Sookie

What the hell are you doing?

Bill

I should be with my own.

Sookie

But you're not like them. You're better than they'll ever be.

Bill

I am not human, Sookie. I am vampire.

Sookie

[describing her vampire experience] It felt like... It felt like every single care or worry or sadness I've ever had was just flowin' out of me and into him. And, yeah it hurt at first. But when I relaxed, it didn't hurt at all.

Lafayette

I was always scared to let him bite me. I don't know, Sookie. I just think that when there's blood involved, a line been crossed.

Sookie

Oh, I definitely crossed a line and glad I did.

Lafayette

Well you go ahead on, hookah with your badass. Good for you. It ain't possible to live unless you crossin' somebody's line.

Bill

[showing Sookie where he sleeps] This is where I spend my days.

Sookie

Does anyone ever get in there with you?

Bill

This is not a place for you.

Sookie

So, we can never sleep beside each other?

Bill

No one else knows where I rest.

Sookie

[as they clean up the dining room] I've been admiring your necklace all day.

Amy

Oh, thanks. It's a lariat. I made it.

Sookie

You make jewelry?

Amy

Easy way to earn extra money. I can make you one if you want.

Sookie

Thanks, but I don't think my boyfriend much likes silver... you know my brother's a dog, don't you?

Amy

Sorry?

Sookie

He's all charm and smiles in the beginning. But the second he gets tired of you, he gonna stop calling. Before you know it, he's off with some other floozie. Not... not that you are one, but trust me. It's as regular as the seasons. You seem like a sweet girl, I don't want you to get hurt.

Amy

You know, I don't think Jason's realized even half of what he's going to be. I wouldn't be so quick to judge. I think you'd be surprised at what he's capable of.

Sookie

[after they have made love] Doesn't it get old? I mean you've been doing it for over a hundred years. Doesn't it get predictable?

Bill

Not with you it doesn't. You're entirely different. And the beauty and the tragedy of it is that you don't know just how different you are.

Sookie

Please tell me if I'm doing something wrong.

Bill

There's nothing more natural than the act of making love. Who am I to try to change what come naturally to you.

Sookie

But if you could change something...

Bill

I wouldn't change a thing.

Sookie

What's it like to sleep in the ground?

Bill

Well, it's not exactly comfortable. But it is safe. Which if I recall is what the three voice mails required me to be.