[throwing items at Lafayette] Stupid! Fuckin! Bitch!
[swinging baseball bat] Bring it on, hooker! I was all parish in high school.
“Sparks Fly Out” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Sookie Stackhouse (3), Bill Compton (2), Tara Thornton (2), Lafayette Reynolds (2), Sam Merlotte (1), Lorena (1)
Sookie, you cannot be frightened of everythin' you don't know in this world.
Well my world's openin' up mighty fast! And what I got here may be boring, but it's safe! And after the past couple of nights, safe sounds good about now.
WOWoman on the phone
[ranting over the phone] You will go to hell for this!
ASAdele Stackhouse
Alright, same to you. Bye now.
Why didn't you tell me you were going out with Sam?
Because it just happened and how did you know?
Arlene. She works fast.
All he did was ask me to the DGD tonight and besides it's in a church. And why shouldn't I? He's perfectly nice, he's got a good job, and he's not a vampire! And why, why do I have to justify this to you?
I'm entitled to know what my girl's up to, aren't I?
Sookie, you have no future with a vampire!
They don't die. I've got nothing but a future with one.
[awakens, very weak and looks around seeing two bodies] The others?
[meekly] They all presented themselves as gentlemen. Blame the war if you like. Proved to be no more than savages once I let them into my home. They deserved no better!
Am... Am I dying?
Oh yes. But I'm not keen to let you go quite so easily. I've waited a long time for a man such as you. [straddles his waist and cuts her neck] Drink... if you do not drink, you will die as certain as I am speakin' to you right now. Do you wish to see your family again? Your wife, your children... you must drink from me.
[Bill drinks with reluctance]
Take me in you. Feel me in you. We are together, William. Forever! You are mine!
'Scuse me. Who ordered the hamburger, [puts plate on table] with AIDS?
RRoyce
I ordered the hamburger deluxe.
In this restaurant a hamburger deluxe come with frimp fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, AND AIDS! DO ANYBODY GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!
RRoyce
Yeah! I'm an American, and I got a say in who makes my food!
Well, baby, it's too late for that. Faggots been breeding your cows, raising your chickens, even brewing your beer long before I walked my sexy ass up in this motherfucker. Everything on your goddamn table got AIDS.
RRoyce
You still ain't making me eat no AIDS burger.
Well, all you gotta do is say hold the AIDS. Here. [licks hamburger bun] Eat it. [jams it in Royce's face]
Bitch, you come in my house, [picks up the rest of the hamburger] you gonna eat my food the way I FUCKING MAKE IT! Do you understand me? [dumps food in Royce's lap]
Tip your waitress. [Walks toward kitchen; high fives Jason; goes back to kitchen]
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