Andy Bellefleur quotes from True Blood

Andy

[about dancing] This one time I was in a club in Shreveport and I actually had a woman tell me I looked like a epileptic on meth. Never again!

Andy

(during his speech) Hey everyone, you all know me as sheriff but today I'm just Andy. Terry and I, we were cousins but we grew up as brothers. Our grandmother instilled in both of us a sense of civic duty. She taught us we had a responsibility to the community we grew up in.

Andy

[about their fishing] Bet you didn't do much fishin' in Iraq.

Terry

No fish in the sand, bux.

Andy

No wonder they're so pissed off at us. We got channel cats in Shreveport's putang... I miss this. Gettin' up before dawn, like when we were kids and watch the sun comein' up.

Andy

That was Sam Merlotte!

Terry

Yep, I done that before.

Sam

I got no idea how we're gonna deal with a god-damned maenad.

Andy

A mae-what?

Sam

Wait. You don't remember any of what I told you last night? Or were you passed out, spent the whole fuckin' day in bed, sleepin' off your bender?

Andy

You said uh, Maryann was to blame for all this, the bug eyes and the craziness.

Sam

And the people showin' up dead with their hearts cut out, in the back seat of your car.

Andy

She did that?

Sam

Yeah. She killed Daphne too.

Andy

Fuck me... We got another serial killer.

Sam

Andy, listen to me. She is a supernatural creature and she is immortal. She has powers and she's not leavin' till she gets what she wants, which I think is me.

Andy

What's she want you for?

Sam

I think to cut out my heart while a bunch of naked people watch. All for Dionysus or Satan or for some god that has horns.

Andy

People thought I was crazy because I thought I saw a pig!

Sam

Well you did see a pig and you were right. That pig is a part of all this. That pig was... was doin' some of Maryann's dirty work for her.

Andy

Well if what you say is true, we need to kill that bitch!

Sam

She don't die. Remember?

Come by the station in the morning and I'll give you your badge back.

Andy

Really? I won't let you down Bud. And I am never touching another drink again.

This town's a hell of a mess and I'm man enough to know I can't shoulder it myself. [Pause] You might have your faults Andy, but at least you got pants on.

Jason

God, I killed a man!

Andy

No, Stackhouse. I killed him! That's what I just told Bud and that's what both of us have to stick to, 'cause there's holes in our story. Big gaping ones!

Jason

Like?

Andy

[about Eggs] Like if he was really all up in my face threatening me with a knife, how come the gun that killed him was fired from over twenty feet away!?

Jason

Well shit man. Why'd you tell 'im a story with holes in it? We gotta go back and tell him the truth.

Andy

You tell anybody anything, we're both gonna spend the rest of our lives in jail!

Jason

I don't wanna go to jail.

Andy

Than I need to see a lot less conscience and a lot more cajones and I need to see 'em pronto!

Andy

You're a good guy, Stackhouse. You got a lotta heart. You're prettier'n most girls. If you just applied yourself right, you could accomplish almost anything.

Jason

You really think so?

Andy

Why else would I be babysitting your drunken ass making sure you don't piss your entire future away?

I quit! [walking away from the crime scene]

Andy

Hey, Bud. Wait up. Where you going'?

[irate] Didn't you hear me? I quit! I've had it with this shit! Every time we clear one murder, two more spring up.

Terry

You were too old for booties.

Andy

I wasn't too old for socks!